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Ermmmmm Polisar :-D :-D

Pavarotti Barbs ;-) :-D

Dermot I joined in the chorus :-D :-D

Dermot :-D :-D :-D

:-S who Mersey

Bye Belle <3 :-)

Sneaks back in>>>>>>>>>>>>>TINY TIM sneaks back out <<<<<<<<<<<<<<< <3 <3

Cheers Belle nite nite :-D :-D again ;-)

<3 for Ralph :-D

Emms do you know the advert where the dogs are siting in the back of cars and the catchy tune comes on "I love you and you love me, I love you sittting in a tree"

Well the man who wrote the lyrics for it.....Barry Louis Polisar well he wrote the others ones ive posted :-D :-D :-D Bet you glad you asked now aren't you LOL ;-) ;-)

Nitey~~Nite LB :-D <3

Where has Fly gone :-S

I'm hexstatic. Mers.... ;-) :-D

I wasn't going to tell em Belle ;-) :-)

I'm back late again :-D

Night Belle :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

And up she pop :-D :-D :-D

How has your day been Munchkin 2.......??

Auntie Barb how is your hairdo?? :-D

Pavarotti ....... Hmph :-P :-P :-P


short and spiked up.

much like a boy I once knew ;-)

Well he could have Barbs ;-) :-)

Hectic Mersey trying to clean up all the dust :-0

Then my cousin turned up just when I put computer on :-)

Then my auntie turned up so had to entertain ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D

Got me lights on Barb ;-) no wellies needed :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Is GiN still out....lucky divil !!!! :-D ;-)

GPPPPPPPPPPPPP I need a squiffette desperately :-D Its an emergency ;-)

Have a Red Bull Mersey ;-) :-D

* Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?


Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says'
Really? Ya think?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers.
Now that's taking things a bit far!

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over.
What a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death.
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! They must be UNION !

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant.
See if that works any better than a fair trial!

War Dims Hope for Peace.
I can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A while.
Ya think?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures.
Who would have thought!

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide.
They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges.
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge.
He probably IS the battery charge!

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft.
That's what he gets for eating those beans!

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks.
Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half.
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!

And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.

Did I read that right?
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle).
We all need a good laugh, at least once a day.

Its not the same :-S

Thats a relief then Fly well done OH. :-D

No he never fgs Emma, even I know that ;-) ;-)

I totally agree Dermot..... :-D :-D :-D