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Twingle Tuesday - Day 93

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GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 3 Sep 2013 22:23

Mr Magoo - John Smiths will be always on tap just for you. Would you like a Savaloy.

GP

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 3 Sep 2013 22:22

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 3 Sep 2013 22:21

There was a young lady from Bude
Who went for a bathe in the nude
Her boyfriend said whattam
Magnificent bottom
And smacked it as hard as he cude

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Sep 2013 22:21

Can you understand this one ?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

A canner, exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his granny:
"A canner can can
Anything that he can,
But a canner can't can a can, can he?"

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Sep 2013 22:18

Will stick with John Smiths GP thanks........cheers........ :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Sep 2013 22:17

There was an old lady of Rye
Who was baked by mistake in a pie
To the family disgust
She emerged through the crust
And enquired, with a yawn, "Where am

Mersey

Mersey Report 3 Sep 2013 22:09

eRRol thats not very hygenic :-0

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 3 Sep 2013 22:09

Mr Magoo - Change your drink to Newky Brown and you can join me an Mersey for a lovely evening. :-D :-D ;-) ;-)

GP

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 3 Sep 2013 22:09

There was a young lady of Ryde
Who ate some green apples and died
The apples fermented
Inside the lamented
And made cider inside her insides

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Sep 2013 22:03

Sorry GP...............too much Cider....... ;-) ;-) ;-)

Mersey

Mersey Report 3 Sep 2013 22:02

Oooops apologies Mr M pmsl :-D :-D

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 3 Sep 2013 22:01

Mr Magoo - GiN is not available at the moment.

Errol - one has to be careful with ones nuts.

GP

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Sep 2013 21:58

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 3 Sep 2013 21:57

I usually take my nuts to the loo with me to make sure

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Sep 2013 21:57

No GiN.......I had Ale and Cider............. :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Sep 2013 21:56

I was referring to GiN being breast fed Mersey......... :-D

Another secret out Mersey......... ;-)

BTW...don't eat the nuts on the bar cos people don't wash their hands when they come out of the loo........ :-S :-S

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 3 Sep 2013 21:52

Mr Magoo - Did you have the same mother as me.

Errol - Next door neighbours roasted and grilled theirs - smelled lovely.

GP

Mersey

Mersey Report 3 Sep 2013 21:50

Apologies Mr M I will have to decline your offer stout makes me trump...... :-D :-D ;-)

I do have Newky Brown, Boddingtons, pale ale, and very large bottles of iced cold squifettes in ice buckets>>>>>>>>>> cherries are to the right, and nuts either side :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Sep 2013 21:43

Stout one side... Ale the other............ :-D :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 3 Sep 2013 21:30

:-D :-D :-D