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Twingle Tuesday - Day 93

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Sep 2013 22:18

Will stick with John Smiths GP thanks........cheers........ :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Sep 2013 22:21

Can you understand this one ?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

A canner, exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his granny:
"A canner can can
Anything that he can,
But a canner can't can a can, can he?"

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 3 Sep 2013 22:21

There was a young lady from Bude
Who went for a bathe in the nude
Her boyfriend said whattam
Magnificent bottom
And smacked it as hard as he cude

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 3 Sep 2013 22:22

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 3 Sep 2013 22:23

Mr Magoo - John Smiths will be always on tap just for you. Would you like a Savaloy.

GP

Mersey

Mersey Report 3 Sep 2013 22:25

:-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Sep 2013 22:25

A right-handed fellow named Wright,
In writing "write", always wrote "rite"
Where he meant to write right.
If he'd written "write" right
Wright would not have wrought rot writing "rite".

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Sep 2013 22:29

No thanks GP...........just had some custard creams.........too many I think..... :-S

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 3 Sep 2013 22:31

ooh custard creams

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Sep 2013 22:32

Sorry Errol just put the lid on................. :-P

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 3 Sep 2013 22:33

Mersey - We have poets at this time of night and I was wondering if you would like a drink to them.

GP

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Sep 2013 22:36

There was a young man from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why that was,
He replied "It's because
I always try to cram as many words into the last line as I possibly can."

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 3 Sep 2013 22:37

Mr Magoo I'll trade you for a bourbon

Mersey

Mersey Report 3 Sep 2013 22:38

Poet corner LOL think I will have a cocktail thankyou GP :-D

I dont like custard cream ya got any jaffa cakes :-D :-D :-D

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 3 Sep 2013 22:38

A wonderful bird is the pelican
His bill will hold more than his belican
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week
But I'm damned if I know how the helican

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Sep 2013 22:38

I like them too..............mustn't mix biccies........not good form..... :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Sep 2013 22:39

Sorry.......don't do Jaffa Cakes..... :-(

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 3 Sep 2013 22:40

Bad biscetiquette?

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Sep 2013 22:41

Spot on Sir.............. :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 3 Sep 2013 22:42

Bourbons??