General Chat

OMG ANN I have pm'd you ok

So sorry it was so rude of me.

Girls I did follow through with it honest

throwing my hat in the door :-( :-( :-( :-(

Before matches were invented, how did yobs set fire to upturned cars?

Now look what you've done, Barb!

Don't go AnninGlos :-D Hello from LB~~~~~~~~

*sob, I know I don't come on here every day but I did today and only Geordie Pride 'spoke' to me and I made a suggestion for Barb too *another sob.

Going now!!! :-( :-(

I know and I'm very sorry it just slipped out

Like the goldfish under the microwave ;-)

Barb, that was cruel! :-D :-D

Yeh why Beans, did you end up baking it

Why didn't you call it Peas ? ;-)

You're gagging now aren't you :-D

Why Beans, Mersey :-S

Ha Ha
My friend had two huge golfish in a tank in her kitchen.
Early one morning, she noticed that there was only one fish in the tank.

Some hours later her OH phoned and she asked him what had happened to the fish.
He had no idea what she was talking about .
......and the goldfish had to be somewhere?

She searched all over the kitchen and finally..... spotted it!
Underneath the microwave. It must have jumped out the tank
She used a fish slice, of all things ,scooped it out from under the microwave and dumped it back into the tank.

After a few minutes, it started swimming again and lived for about another 5years!

I had one called "Beans" :-D

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We had a pair called Kipper and Jaws!

We had a fish called Wanda :-D :-D

Im loving the cake GL...Are you give Mary Berry a run for her money :-D

I'm feeling the love for Bertha thankyou and she has only grown a few more inches Just got fatter..

Mersey I couldn't fry my fry :-| :-D

A fox with a perm LB :-D

Do you two need to get a room sometime soon, ;-) :-D

Someone wafted the sunshine up here yesterday..... but waited until I wasn't around before dumping a monsoon on my washing which was ....still hingin' oot.

I had to re wash all of it and hang it back out today in the glorious sunshine!

I'm watching!

Thankyou, Mersey.............that was lovely! Now I'm on top of the world! :-D :-D :-D


Poor fishies, Barb.......if Big Bertha was 20 inches when you found her, what size is she normally?

Imagining a whale.............

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Mwoooooooooooooochios !! For GeordieN


Barb good job you noticed when you did, otherwise it could have been fish for tea for a week :-D :-D :-D ;-)

~~~~~~ to Big Bertha :-D ;-)

Last time our waterfall stopped working was when a bl***din fox chewed through the cable :-( We could tell which fox it was it was the one with a perm :-D :-D :-D

Mersey, my Pet, a smile and a Mwoochio from your sweet self is all I need!

Would you like to hear about our early morning fright ?

What was that ? You would ? Oh ok then. Don't fall asleep half way through !

6.30 ish got up and I usually look out to our pond. OH,s hobby, Koi carp and other fishy things I dont know the name of. I thought that doesn't look right, no water fall running. All the fish big and last years babies all with their mouths up out of the water gasping for air. Ran in to wake him and it was all hell let loose.

The pump had packed up due to blanket weed wrapped round it. OH quickly put the hose on to give the fish some air while he fixed things. After a worrying wait there was only one left having trouble. Big Bertha. We rescued her some years ago from a horse trough type thingy and had out grown it. She wasn't able to move and was bent like a banana. When we put her in our pond she didn't move for some days and then only swam round in a circle.

She is still a bit bent and about 20 inches long and this morning I was really worried as she was on her side, until she started swimming again. I would have hated to have lost her after all she has been through.

There, Oi wakey wakey did you enjoy my story. If not, tough cuz I've enjoyed it

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