General Chat

Pops head round door . . .

*Phoor - it's a bit wiffy in 'ere int it? :-0 :-0 :-0

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< backs out of door pdq :-S

omg
i am melting my littlelegs have just got smaller :-D

Dermot, you could only add to the continuing improvement of this illustrious thread.

I know what you mean too!

I don't want to lower the quality of this auspicious thread - but could I ask why, it seems to me anyway, some people are too posh to wash. And the men aren’t much better either.

Next time I intend to use public transport in hot weather particularly, I will remember to take along my trusty clothes peg. I'll leave it to you, the reader, to work that one out!

Pew!

oops I've just trodden in something on my way in - sorry. I'll clean up

I thought I put another post on here :-S

must've been pole dancing.

too hot to trot

not that I'm compaining ;-) :-D

Wondered why all the Flags were a Fluttering. :-D :-D. Prickly, :-D Beware Yodelers when traversing the Alps :-D :-D ;-) and don,t drink the Cider from Mersey, It give your the wind in the Willows. :-D :-D :-D

My secret is out! My OH reckons I could trump for England :-D :-D

****wafts hand**** it must be the cider I gave you GiN :-D :-D ;-)

In which case Geordie, :-D It would be a Very Large SIGH, Cider does very funny things to the Inards. :-D :-D :-D

As if! I am a Laydeeeeeeee :-0

As long as it wasnt a major TRUMP :-D :-D

Ah! Glug glug glug...... that was divine! You have just averted a major grump! :-D :-D

Hiyaaaa GeordieN I wondered where you got to :-D :-D <3

Sending you through the cyber hatch a very large squifette of cider !!!! drink up girl theres another where that comes from

:-D

Have to have a Chat with Mersey, Shes probably got a "Pink" Scooter to go with her Leather outfit,stick a sidecar on it and you two can go over the Alps on it while I follow you both in my Air Con Jag (In comfort) :-D :-D :-D but I,ll have Refreshments available in a Cooler bag,(Including a Cold Spray) just in case you get overheated. :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-)

Hi, Mersey and everyone - am late reporting in today - I've been busy ironing, hoovering, wobbling, changing beds and cooking! Kids are coming to stay tomorrow
night, and MIL and SIL are visiting on Sunday.
So, now I'm hot and bothered, in need of a nice long cold cider and some mwoochithingees! :-D :-D <3

Forget that Merls.

Let's ride over the alps on a donkey.

:-D :-D :-D

Merls it was pink leather!! *tuts* lol :-D :-D

Hang on a bit, Are you an "Ass" or an "Ox"? I,m 6.1. and about 15.stone and a bit. :-D If you want to give me a Piggy Back, :-D you must be gentle with me as I,m Delicate.PMSL> :-D :-D :-D ;-) <3 Mersey, You still got that Black Leather outfit,? <3

I am as strong ass an Ox Merls and i sure is purdy!!

;-) :-D ;-) :-D ;-)