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I am sooo hot...........

I think i'm on heat!! :-0 :-0


:-D :-D

In which case Prickly :-D ;-) May I suggest you go to the Vet and get some "Anti Mate Spray" :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D <3

HI everyone

Twiddly Dee, Twiddly Dum



by The Unknown Poet





Twiddly dee, twiddly dum,

Ho hum, ho hum, ho hum.

I yawn, I sigh, I pass life by

Just twiddlin' da thumb.



While some go here, and some go there,

For you all go somewhere.

You work, you play, yet here I lay,

For I have not a care.



A tallyhe, a tallyho,

I have no where to go.

I laugh, I smile, but all the while

I ain't your average Joe.



I taste, I smell, I hear, I see,

But feel nothing in me.

I tick, I tock, but hear the clock,

In mocking misery.



I waste away another day

But what is there to say?

Ho hum, ho hum, twiddly dum,

Won’t matter anyway.

Do you fancy a piggy back Merls??

:-D :-D

Depends how strong you are Prickly. :-D :-D :-D :-D

Merls you cheeky bugger Pmsl :-D :-D ;-)

Island :-D Dermot knows :-D :-D ;-)

Wotcha Prickles :-D :-D <3

Tooty Fruit thanks for the ickle poem very apt :-D <3

I am as strong ass an Ox Merls and i sure is purdy!!

;-) :-D ;-) :-D ;-)

Hang on a bit, Are you an "Ass" or an "Ox"? I,m 6.1. and about 15.stone and a bit. :-D If you want to give me a Piggy Back, :-D you must be gentle with me as I,m Delicate.PMSL> :-D :-D :-D ;-) <3 Mersey, You still got that Black Leather outfit,? <3

Merls it was pink leather!! *tuts* lol :-D :-D

Forget that Merls.

Let's ride over the alps on a donkey.

:-D :-D :-D

Hi, Mersey and everyone - am late reporting in today - I've been busy ironing, hoovering, wobbling, changing beds and cooking! Kids are coming to stay tomorrow
night, and MIL and SIL are visiting on Sunday.
So, now I'm hot and bothered, in need of a nice long cold cider and some mwoochithingees! :-D :-D <3

Have to have a Chat with Mersey, Shes probably got a "Pink" Scooter to go with her Leather outfit,stick a sidecar on it and you two can go over the Alps on it while I follow you both in my Air Con Jag (In comfort) :-D :-D :-D but I,ll have Refreshments available in a Cooler bag,(Including a Cold Spray) just in case you get overheated. :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-)

Hiyaaaa GeordieN I wondered where you got to :-D :-D <3

Sending you through the cyber hatch a very large squifette of cider !!!! drink up girl theres another where that comes from

:-D

Ah! Glug glug glug...... that was divine! You have just averted a major grump! :-D :-D

As long as it wasnt a major TRUMP :-D :-D

As if! I am a Laydeeeeeeee :-0

In which case Geordie, :-D It would be a Very Large SIGH, Cider does very funny things to the Inards. :-D :-D :-D

****wafts hand**** it must be the cider I gave you GiN :-D :-D ;-)

My secret is out! My OH reckons I could trump for England :-D :-D

Wondered why all the Flags were a Fluttering. :-D :-D. Prickly, :-D Beware Yodelers when traversing the Alps :-D :-D ;-) and don,t drink the Cider from Mersey, It give your the wind in the Willows. :-D :-D :-D