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All good fun George in here you know us!! :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)

Evening Liverpool Lass, your threads always give me a laugh :-D :-D


George :-)

George......have you got a low down bum or is that your knees poking through your troosers??

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It's me bum dragging on the floor :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

George :-)

Thank you kind sir :-D <3

well my day started off really well and early for a change - then around lunch time a florist arrived with a massive bouquet - already in water - my lovely friend sent them to me - I was with her when her husband died last week and they were thank you - lovely!!

Then I thought, right, I'll mow the lawn, it's looking a tad on the rough side - started on the smaller lawn, first run down when I had a dreadful shock - didn't know what it was at first, then realised I had been stung on the ankle and had run the mower over a nest of wasps/hornets - god knows what - they all went ballistic !!The pain was excruciating to say the least - that was around 1:30 and it's still hurting - have put all sorts on it - then all the skin around the area peeled off - now I'm just telling you this in case you don't hear from me ever again :-( :-( :-D :-D

please don't start a sympathy thread - just send money in plain brown envelopes - lots of it

Thats so nice of your friend Ann....how lovely :-D <3

I hope you splattered the blihter after what happened to you ...... :-|

Ann - I was just about to shut down for the night and now I read this. If it's not better tomorrow morning you bloomin' well take your lovely self off to the doc please. As Mersey would say, waggy finger - OK??

Worried Wend (well, you are getting on a bit, someone needs to worry 'bout you <3)

shut yer face Wend - getting on a bit you young whippersnapper - bit more respect for a coffin dodger if you donlt mind!!!!

by the way, forgot to mention, had to go to Curry's with my other pal tonight and we popped across to Frankie and Benny's for meal - love that place and particularly love the music - all my era - we knew every song they played - word for word - when suddenly Jill said - shut your mouth, don't let people know that we know all the words :-D Nearly choked on my pasta :-D

Yeahhhhh Ann like Wend says Waggy Finger will be coming out if you don't get it sorted madam....we are concerned about you and you do have to be careful with certain stings, the symptoms are different for all of us.....

Waggy finger :-| :-| :-|

Ann Ann Ann I'm all togged up - I got me beekeepers hat thingy on, a big cloak type doings, gauntlets and bicycle clips - now just point me in the direction of those blighters and I'll swipe 'em with me cricket bat

my hero - faints :-D

Too late for that malarkey eRRol - it's Ann's sweet ankle which needs attention! Shape up sheepy - be a gent :-P :-D

Henceforth I wish to be known as Saint Errol the Wasp Slayer.

We could have an annual Saint Errol's Day when we all dress up in suitable attire and take to town centres in marauding groups in search of Wetherspoons and keenly priced ale whilst I, the leader of all Errols, take the fair Ann and protect her from invasive tiny buzzy pesky thingies

oh and attend to her poorly ankle of course

Amen and sweet dreams - don't let the stingy b*****s getcha down ;-) :-D

Do they not pay their own way?

Ann.........i got stung by a wasp once and couldn't eat or sing for three weeks!!!

Are you sure you weren't bitten by a gnat??

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a gnat!!!!! twas nmuch bigger than a gnat, :-( :-( :-(

I have been googling and seen all kinds of stingy crawly things and I still don't have a flippin' clue what it was - there was thousands of them - slight exaggeration there - dozens :-D

I shall go to bed dreaming of Errol the Wasp Slayer - will it be a public holiday?

That would be a red ant then.

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