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Pulls back catapult..........

Aims Fireeeee >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ladies watch out !!! :-D

Missed hahaha

:-P :-P Get ya next time!! hunts for ammo

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oi!!!
Clean that mess up

Ahy, It seems you have survived the (Ahem) Party, :-D :-D and not ended up as Two Legs of Lamb,a couple of shoulders of Mutton and a few Lamb Chops :-D not forgetting the (Mint Sauce).Congratulations but watch out for repercussions,Tummy Upsets can bring on revenge not disimilar to Delhi Belly,so be careful and get those Superloos repaired. :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)

Yes ?? There's been no answer about the loo has there, seat or whole thing ?

(I haven't read back to confirm.)

You must have more civil soirées !

SS. I expect he will have to get a Licence for that and insurance,then do a risk assessment :-D :-D :-D because of the activity of a few when the Loo got demolished :-D The Ozone layer has got larger and the Green Party are upset (Not as much as those with green faces the following morning), :-D It seems there was a complaint about the noise etc and the Riot Police are on standby for the next Booze up. :-D also to save on glasses and washing up, :-D All booze will be served Intravenously in a prone position. :-D :-D ;-)

was somebody dancing on the taps? :-0

Hey! Have been missing jolly parties? I'm just back from an extended shopping spree in France, with 12 assorted bag-in-a boxes of wine, about 50 more bottlesof vino, 15 bottles of Pastis and 4 bottles of Armenac.
What a shame I'm too late, just have to inbibe it all myself. :-( :-(

Looks like another soiree then - shame to waste all that booze.
Can you save the Armagnac for me please? I absolutely love it.

I might just be persuaded to save you some Armagnac, Errol - nice to know you too appreciate some good stuff! :-D

Well I do think our little soirees could do with moving upmarket somewhat.

If you are not be wearing your black and dickie, can I suggest you remove that bleeding right ear horn..it's driving me mad or put one on the the otherside! ;-)

eh? pardon?
Do you mean my ear trumpet?

If you look closely there is one either side

I got to the end of Sheep Trod Lane last night when 2 big burly bouncers stopped me, relieved me of my Gin & Pringles and said I needed a ticket to your party..

Pay as I go !

Dont think so cuz I wanted another freebie :-(

Can I have my Gin back please

Hello Barbie. It's a bit early for me, can you save me a seat for later please. G&T ice & lemon mmmmmm don't mind if I do.

Barbinsglos I will send you a special invite and make sure you are on the VIP guestlist.
Please accept this almost complete Pringle as a goodwill gesture.

You distract the bouncers Paula and I'll slip through the hedge ok. :-D

Sounds like a good plan to me......

Watch out for the electric fence