General Chat

DNA results MtG? Are you suggesting that Gail has already given birth to an alien? :-0 :-0

Must say I love little Max he's a bonny lad and imo a good actor, seems to be getting more lines too :-)....Gail looked fair worn out after playing footy with him :-S

Really BC? You are more compassionate than we................are you pulling our leg?

Just wait until the DNA results come back!!!


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Awwww I thought David's mad, evil, devastated look was so much bertter than his usual smirk, and I didn't say JUMP I said oh! careful! :-D :-D :-D

She keeps it in the olive jar :-0

Tucking into olives, uncharacteristically swigging from a large bottle, jumping about in the living room........... How long before she gives birth to an alien? :-0 :-D

MTG "J-U-M-P !!!!!!!!!!" tutty tut tut

I was thinking "J-U-M-P !!!!!!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEASE" Gawd he was nauseating, is it his turn to have a go at trying for a TV comic award?

a very small one :-D

Yep but she takes it out at night, and keeps it in a hatbox.


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brain? she has a brain? :-S

David standing on the edge of the 'ravine' I felt an overwhelming urge to shout


J-U-M-P !!!!!!!!!!

Now, I think I have remembered what sent Gail doooo-lalley.

When Richard Hilman drove them into the canal, some water must have entered her eardrum and diluted her brain.


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I blame the olives ;-)....and "help" I was starting to feel sorry for David.........until he made his creepy face again :-(

whatever Gail is on I think she should take more of it - the woman has gone mad - perhaps Karl could knock her off too!!!

Now...........................people who listen at keyholes [or the top of the stairs] never hear any good about themselves.................and David is no exception.

What exactly is Gail on? I don't think it is herbal tea! She just cant keep her gob shut.....................and she told Sally. Wait for the proverbial to hit the fan.

Poor old Roy. Whats to bet he is sleepwalking and unlocking the café himself.

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#In Dev's voice#


Oooo Aaaaan how caaaaan yooooooou saaaay thaaaat!

Thaaaaat is reeeeeeally crueeeeeel.


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I'm hoping Karl does kill Dev - Dev is a pain!!!

Is that wig addling Gloria's brain? It is like a poodle sitting on her head. It even has black roots like Lily Savage! :-D

She is showing sympathy to Karl and clutching him to her boooosum!

I am sure that Craig has something up his sleeve, apart from his arm.............

doesn't say much though, does he?

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*taps nose* aye or a bottle of sommick little lads shouldn't have

...it's all geting mighty interesting imo ;-) :-D

Hmmm......I think you're on to something Mis Mau-ple.

Did ow-ur Craig sneak into t' Rovers for a bag of pork scratchings on the night in question? :-0 :-0

*Staggers in after a few large vodkas last night :-S :-D

.....and what about Tina naming babbie after her da Joe? daft innit?:-|

ooh me heart was beating when i thought Dev was about to get bashed across the head ....phew .....also when Karl was sick outside? the look Craig gave? hmmm some connection there methinks ;-)

Steve's stupid face gets on me nerves :-|

Not another alkie in the street :-\ :-\
Who asks for a LARGE one when offered a drink? How rude!

I don't get the Tina/Izzeh/Garreh storyline at all! Since when were Tina and Izzeh best friends? Are we supposed to forget the trouble that the Windarses caused for Tina's dad? Why would she want a babbeh that may well look like Garreh?

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and don't get me started on the crowd scenes in scubu :-0

Just been watching the omnibus of Corrie.

Karl on a killing spree? Poor old Dev cracking up!!!

Just a thought though. Are we heading for a Deidre illness storyline?

She got drunk with Eileen the other week, then twice she was offered a drink in the Rovers, and asked for a LARGE red wine.

Are we about to be lectured on the evils of the devils drink?

Mind you, she is in that house on her own, since Tracey Love has moved in with the dashingly good looking[?] Rob.

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