General Chat

A man was returning home from the pub, smelling like a distillery, he got on a bus and flopped on a seat next to a priest.

The man's suit was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of whiskey was sticking out of his coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading, he looked up and said to the the priest "Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replied, "Well my son, it's the result of loose living, being with wicked women, too much whiskey, and a contempt for your fellow man."

"Well I'll be damned!" the man muttered and returned to reading his newspaper.

The priest, feeling a bit guilty about ehat he had said to the man said, "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to upset you, so how long have you had arthritis?"

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The man looked at the priest and replied, "I don't, Father, but I was just reading here that the Pope does." :-D

ROFLMAO :-D :-D :-D :-D you'd best wear rubber gloves for that ;-)

Oooohhh - you got one too !! Pause is a bit awkward though ...... :-D :-D :-D

Is left for change channels, right for on/off and the middle for volume control? ;-) ;-)

Sue - the eyes - well that's the IR from the remote; if I want to change channels I just squeeze .... umm , maybe iwon't go into details, hmmm ??

:-S

GR agreed that the post I reported did contravene the T & Cs, so the thread stays :-D :-D

is that the Heimlich wotsit? that dog is hysterical :-D :-D

lololol well a kick up the bum prompts the automatic swallow response, everyone knows that.

He has Scooby Doo eyes :-D

Kay??? - I warned him, 'you don't stop changing the TV channels, and I'm gonna .... make you regret it!".

Unfortunately, we are both waiting for the remote to reappear...... :-( ;-)

sigh.... :-D

and had a kick up the back end with a size 12 :-D

That dog looks like its had Botox,,,,,,,


a pet Mr Daff. :-S?

Ann - Who do you think I borrowed it from ???!!!

Just can't stop scratching my ears now, though ...... bu**er it !!!

:-S :-D

This isn't very 'Papal, is it !!

that dog looks as if it's just seen Mr Daff in that outfit :-D :-D :-D

ha ha Sue..that's what I was thinking....although it surely can't be scarier than that dog's face??? :-0

What the dog is wearing? *faints* It' has maniacal eyes as it is :-( :-D :-D

Mr Daff,,,,,,,,,,,I was going to call you Freddie........ :-D :-D :-D :-D.

scared to show a photo of your reckless youth...... ;-) :-D

You wanna see what the dog's wearing !!! ??? ;-) ;-) :-D

I so am :-( ;-)

lolol OFITG :-D

MrDaff I am so pleased you have changed your avatar, Muffy, however, is distraught...lolol

When the Pope said he was stepping down because he could no longer handle the job physically, the cyclist Lance Armstrong said, 'I've got some stuff that can help you with that" ;-)