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Before Advent - a bit of this and that

One Saturday night, a pastor was working late and decided to call his wife before he left for home. It was late but his wife didn't answer the phone even though he let it ring many times. He thought it was odd that she didn't answer and tried again, a few minutes later. This time she answered right away. He asked her why she hadn't answered before, and she said that it hadn't rung at their house. They brushed it off as a fluke.

The following Monday, the pastor received a call at the church office, which was the phone that he'd used that Saturday night. The man that he spoke with wanted to know why he'd called on Saturday night. The pastor couldn't figure out what the man was talking about.

Then the man said, "It rang and rang, but I didn't answer."

The pastor remembered the mishap and apologized for disturbing him, explaining that he'd intended to call his wife.

The man said, "That's okay. Let me tell you my story. You see, I was planning to commit suicide on Saturday night, but before I did, I prayed, 'God if you're there, and you don't want me to do this, give me a sign now.' At that point, my phone started to ring. I looked at the caller ID, and it said, 'Almighty God'. I was afraid to answer!"

The church that the pastor oversees is called Almighty God Tabernacle.

Cx :-)

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Before Advent a bit of this and that..............


It's three o'clock, I'm kneeling,
It's quiet in God's house,
It's then I hear him scratching,
A single, lone church mouse.

He's swimming in the water font,
Beside the huge front door,
Then squeaks a tune near hymnals,
Stacked neatly, four-by-four.

Standing on the lectern,
Distant from his lair,
Confident - he stares at me,
I think he's deep in prayer.

Squeezing through the organ knobs,
Sitting on the keys,
Pulling at the hymn sheets.
The dust - it makes him sneeze.

Sitting upright on the altar,
He's cheeky I would say,
Was that AMEN I heard him squeak?
Just like the priest would pray.

Does he dream of Hell?
Where cats would hunt, would tease?
Or does he dream of Heaven?
In a paradise of cheese?

It's three fifteen, I'm leaving,
It's quiet in God's house,
He's disappeared, he's hiding,
That single, lone church mouse.


Cx :-)

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BEFORE ADVENT – this and that………out of the mouths of babes…..

A Sunday School teacher decided to have her class memorize Psalm 23, one of the most quoted passages in the Bible. She gave the children a month to learn the chapter.

One little boy was excited about the task, but he just couldn’t memorize the Psalm. Although he practiced and practiced, he could hardly get past the first line. The day came for the children to recite Psalm 23 before the congregation. The little boy was nervous. When his turn came, he stepped up to the microphone and proudly said, “The Lord is my Shepherd and that’s all I need to know!”

Cx :-)

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BEFORE ADVENT - this and that

The Reverend Douglas Johnston was not the best of drivers. One Sunday he was driving home from church when unfortunately, he had a minor bump with cyclist. The poor man was unhurt but knocked off his bike into the ditch. The Vicar naturally stopped his car, got out and profusely apologised and gave the cyclist his calling card saying that if he could ever be of help, then the man should not hesitate to ask.

As the man rode home he looked at the card which said, 'The Reverend Douglas Johnston is sorry he missed you today.'

Cx :-)

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A selection of this and that before Advent begins... :-)

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy road. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing by stopping, even though he could have beaten the red light.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the crossroads, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, shouting and swearing at the man in front of you. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car."


Cx :-)

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Thank you for your postings about PEACE Cynthia

Thinking of all who are seeking peace in a different country, looking for safety and a better way of life.
Praying that they will find the help and support needed and those who exploit them will be stopped.

Sunday hugs for all in emotional or physical pain.

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Today we celebrate the Feast of Christ the King

The Collect (special prayer for today)

Eternal Father,
whose Son Jesus Christ ascended to the throne of heaven
that he might rule over all things as Lord and King:
keep the Church in the unity of the Spirit
and in the bond of peace,
and bring the whole created order to worship at his feet;
who is alive and reigns with you,
in the unity of the Holy Spirit,
one God, now and for ever. Amen.



Cx :-)

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PEACE

Heavenly Father, you are the God of peace which surpasses understanding. When my mind is full of the cares of the world, please calm my anxiety and soothe my fears. Give me your peace in my heart, my mind and my soul.

May I approach every part of the life with the assurance that comes from your peace. I have nothing to fear when you are with me. If you are for me, who can be against me? Remind my mind of your presence and your power. Cause your precious face to shine upon me. Through Jesus Christ, our Lord. Amen.


Cx :-)

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PEACE

Today we pray for peace in our schools

Loving Father, Thank you for all who are part of our schools. Please grant them your encouragement, wisdom and peace.

Strengthen teachers with heavy workloads. May they be firm, yet patient, expecting excellence but forgiving mistakes. May they support their students, playing to strengths, helping with struggles and motivating them to do their best.

Comfort and restore those living under shadows of unhappiness, abuse, pain or fear. May many find faith discovering their identity in You and knowing Your amazing grace in their lives.

Please pour out Your blessings upon our whole school community.
In Jesus name.
Amen

Cx :-)

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PEACE

PEACE

Today we pray for families where there are problems.

Lord Jesus, we ask that you will be with those families who are unhappy. Grant them Your peace and harmony, an end to conflict and division. Give them compassion to better understand each other, wisdom and love to help each other, and trust and patience to live peacefully together. Amen.


Cx :-)

I have nothing to add to the thread except my thanks to Cynthia for the prayers and the theme of Peace this week. It never hurts to be reminded to try to keep our own little corner full of peace.

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PEACE

Today we pray for peace in our homes.

Loving Lord, thank You for my home. I pray that it may be a place of peace and rest, a place of laughter, a place of rejoicing.

Abide in each room I pray, and may the sunshine of Your warming love enter into the hearts of all that come through the door. May this always be a place that is open and welcoming to others.

Heavenly Father, You are the God of peace and love, and I that Your perfect peace would fill this home now, and in the days to come. Amen.

Cx :-)

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PEACE


Today we pray for peace in our community and neighbourhood

We pray for the communities in which we live: for our neighbours, that we may be friends and be at peace with one another. For local businesses and for those who are struggling to work from home, that they may find peace in doing their best. For our local councillors and committees that they may always work for peace within our community.

Lord Jesus Christ, you taught us to love our neighbour as ourselves, and to care for those in need as if we were caring for you. Give us strength for our work and service, hope in our trouble and wisdom in our decision-making. And give us that peace which passes all understanding. For your name’s sake. Amen.


Cx :-)

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After such a special time of remembrance, we pray for peace, in all its forms…..today we pray for the peace of the world.

"Make your ways known upon earth, Lord God,
Your saving power among all peoples.
Renew your Church in holiness and help us to serve you with joy.
Guide the leaders of all nations, that justice may prevail throughout the world.
Let not the needy be forgotten, nor the hope of the poor be taken away.
Make us instruments of your peace and let your glory be over all the earth.
Amen."
— Church of England

Cx :-)

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The Collect (special prayer) for today.

Almighty Father,
whose will is to restore all things
in your beloved Son, the King of all:
govern the hearts and minds of those in authority,
and bring the families of the nations,
divided and torn apart by the ravages of sin,
to be subject to his just and gentle rule;
who is alive and reigns with you,
in the unity of the Holy Spirit,
one God, now and for ever. Amen.

Cx :-)

My thanks as always for the postings Cynthia.
Particularly poignant for this week.

I'm not well enough to attend the annual Service of Remembrance and laying of poppy wreaths tomorrow but instead I'll be glued to the tv screen tonight for the RBL Festival of Remembrance from the Royal Albert Hall and then the Remembrance Sunday Service at the Cenotaph in London in the morning...with tissues nearby for both programmes.

Saturday hugs for all in need today.

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Standing serenely amid the bustling traffic on Whitehall in Westminster, London, the Cenotaph – or ‘empty tomb’ in Greek – has served as a symbol of remembrance, commemorating those who served or lost their lives in times of conflict, for a century.

The Cenotaph’s simple and sombre design was the creation of Edwin Lutyens, who was commissioned by Prime Minister Lloyd George to design a temporary memorial for the Peace Day parade on 19 July 1919 after he had been inspired by a visit to France. There, he had seen a raised platform in the middle of a major street as a focus for grief. Lutyens decided that his design needed to be taller.

Hastily constructed out of wood and plaster painted to look like masonry, the resulting monument struck a powerful chord with those who had lost loved ones in the First World War but had no grave to mourn their loss.

Over a million people visited the Cenotaph in the weeks following Peace Day and left flowers and wreaths at its base. It was so popular that it was fairly swiftly decided to recreate it as a permanent structure. Lutyens took the opportunity to refine and perfect his design, choosing to construct it out of Portland stone.

Unlike other war memorials, the Cenotaph was created as a memorial to those who died during the Great War and was remarkable for its absence of any emblems or symbols representing triumph or heroism. Instead, there are just carved wreaths and ribbons, with three flags along each flank, and three words: ‘the glorious dead’. It is also purposefully devoid of any religious symbolism, allowing people to project their own meaning onto the empty tomb, regardless of their faith.

Over one hundred years since its unveiling by King George V at 11am on 11 November 1920, The Cenotaph remains the focal point of national remembrance – it’s role as relevant as ever. We all need something to remind us of the sacrifice and terrible loss of those wars and something that stands as a universal symbol for all – and that is still the Cenotaph.


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Good morning everyone......??


The story of animals both on active service and on the home front during the Second World War is a deeply moving one. They had no choice, but demonstrated loyalty, determination and bravery time and again, be they dogs, horses or pigeons. The contribution of these and other animals during the war were pivotal to the success of many military operations.

The reliance soldiers placed upon their animal comrades could literally mean the difference between life and death.

One animal that may not spring immediately to mind…….the Elephant

Elephants were widely used in Africa and India for transport and heavy lifting during the war. One group of elephants stands out, those of Mr Gyles Mackrell of Shillong, Assam who had his own elephant transport business before the outbreak of war.

When Mackrell heard that a group of refugees, Sepoys and British soldiers were having difficulty crossing the Chaukan Pass he set out to help with his elephants, in foul weather over a route considered impassable. He eventually reached the starving and exhausted group and his team of elephants carried them all back to safety, saving over 100 lives.

We give thanks for these brave animals.

Cx :-)

For the Fallen
BY LAURENCE BINYON


With proud thanksgiving, a mother for her children,
England mourns for her dead across the sea.
Flesh of her flesh they were, spirit of her spirit,
Fallen in the cause of the free.

Solemn the drums thrill; Death august and royal
Sings sorrow up into immortal spheres,
There is music in the midst of desolation
And a glory that shines upon our tears.

They went with songs to the battle, they were young,
Straight of limb, true of eye, steady and aglow.
They were staunch to the end against odds uncounted;
They fell with their faces to the foe.

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.

They mingle not with their laughing comrades again;
They sit no more at familiar tables of home;
They have no lot in our labour of the day-time;
They sleep beyond England's foam.

But where our desires are and our hopes profound,
Felt as a well-spring that is hidden from sight,
To the innermost heart of their own land they are known
As the stars are known to the Night;

As the stars that shall be bright when we are dust,
Moving in marches upon the heavenly plain;
As the stars that are starry in the time of our darkness,
To the end, to the end, they remain.


Cx <3

This week's stories do bring a tear to the eye. I thought I had come across most of the poetry from WW1 but today's poem had passed me by. I think it must have been a great comfort to that airman's mother.

The most terrible thing of all is that, over 100 years later, people are still dying in battle. We seem to have learnt nothing from the past.

Thinking of all those who put their lives on the line, whatever country or culture they come from.

EDIT: Oops, silly me. The poem is of course from WW2