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Good morning :-)

The Good Shepherd

Sheep are defenceless
One of the most interesting characteristics of sheep in the Bible is that they cannot defend themselves very well.

Have you ever seen sheep growl or show their teeth? However, when sheep are frightened by noise such as running water, they will run away together (hopefully in the right direction). They have some kind of protection as a whole group whereas, individually, they are defenceless. Sheep also kick. A ewe is especially prone to kicking if she is protecting her young.

We are much the same way. We can kick a little and run but, mostly, we are defenceless. God compares us to sheep in the Bible because we need His protection. We need to stick together as fellow Christians.

Check out this sheep in the Bible verse. “When he saw the crowds, he had compassion for them, because they were harassed and helpless, like sheep without a shepherd” (Matthew 9:36 ESV).

Cx :-)

Hello all

Happy May Day everyone.

Heavenly Father
You are the Lord of peace and we await you in our
difficult times and know that faith and hope will take place in our hearts all the more firmly. Amen.

Sending a gentle hug to all who are anxious today.

Good morning :-)

Happy May day!

Yesterday’s Gospel reading was about Jesus being the Good Shepherd and how he cares for his flock – us. Why does He compare us to sheep? Actually, there are several characteristics so close to our lives – it’s quite uncanny.

Many people say sheep are stupid but let’s just say they have no sense of direction – at all. In fact, they will follow whoever is leading them – even if it leads them off a cliff. Remember the question “if your friend jumps off a cliff, would you do it too?” Well, they literally would.

How many times do we follow someone who is leading us in the wrong direction or who acts foolishly? We see them fall off the cliff and we go right down with them. This is what happens when we forget to follow Jesus faithfully.

Cx :-)

Good morning :-)


The Collect (special prayer) for today:

Almighty God,
whose Son Jesus Christ is the resurrection and the life:
raise us, who trust in him,
from the death of sin to the life of righteousness,
that we may seek those things which are above,
where he reigns with you
in the unity of the Holy Spirit,
one God, now and for ever. Amen.

The Gospel reading for today is the story of Jesus the Good Shepherd.

Cx :-)

Good morning :-)

End the week with a smile.......even if it's a wry one!


End the week with a smile - even if it’s a wry smile…..

Store your Bible in your heart, not on a shelf.

A Bible that’s falling apart usually belongs to someone who isn’t.

God loves us the way we are, but too much to leave us that way.

Wrinkled with problems? Go to God for a faith lift.

Church Welcome Sign: ATM inside. Acceptance, truth, mercy. No card needed.

Spend your time with God’s Book, not Facebook.



Cx :-)

Good morning :-)


Start your day with a smile.

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

Pray anywhere because God is everywhere.

Today’s forecast: The Son shines and the Lord reigns!

Honk if you love Jesus; text if you want to meet Him.

Read the Bible. It will scare the Hell out of you!

God wants to meet your need, not your greed.

Cx :-)

Good morning :-)

If possible, start your day with a smile.

What did pirates call Noah's boat? "The arrrrrrk."

Always remember that Hell is un-cool.

If God is your co-pilot, switch seats.

Some people are like buttons, always “popping” off when they don’t need to.

Get connected; upload a prayer.

Swallowing your pride rarely leads to indigestion.

If you have time to worry, you have time to pray!


Cx :-)

Hello all

I've had a laugh with the funny posts from Cynthia and from Vera too. Thank you both.

May I add my funny too?

I recently checked my body weight, and
Oh my! this armour of God is heavy.

Sending a gentle hug to all who are struggling x

Good morning :-)


As Christians, we need to learn that laughter is an expression of joy. Some funny Christian sayings will start your day with a smile.

Ketchup with Jesus and relish his love!

Some humans are funny. They think God is dead and Elvis is alive!

God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.

God recycles. He made you from dust.

What did Adam say to Eve when handing her something to wear? "Take it or leaf it."

I may not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I’m to die for.


Cx :-)

Good morning :-)


:-D :-D @ Vera. Good one! :-D

.........and there's more!!


As Christians, we need to learn that laughter is an expression of joy. Some funny Christian sayings will start your day with a smile.


Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the serpent, and the serpent didn’t have a leg to stand on.

Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car.

Jesus said, “I’ll be back” way before Arnold did.

Our church is like fudge: sweet with a few nuts.


Cx :-)

:-D :-D :-D :-D @ Cynthia.

It’s always good to start Monday with a smile. Of course, you know that Moses was the first person to download data from the cloud to a tablet :-)

Good morning :-)

If you think God doesn’t have a sense of humour, look at the platypus. The Bible mentions laughter over forty times.

As Christians, we need to learn that laughter is an expression of joy.

Some funny Christian sayings will start your day with a smile.

I want to be so full of Christ that if a mosquito bites me, he flies away singing, “There’s power in the blood.”

God teaches us about love by giving us difficult people to deal with.

God, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

Don’t give up! Moses was once a basket case!

Adam and Eve: The first people not to read the Apple terms and conditions.


Cx :-)

Hello all

A Happy St George's Day to everyone today.

Heavenly Father

Help us to rejoice in the glorious victory of
St George and give us courage to follow the example of our Patron Saint.
Amen.

Cynthia, my view on volunteering for a job in church, usually means that you have it forever!

Vera, thank you for your kind words. x

Good morning :-)

A very happy St. George's Day to you all.

The Collect (special prayer) for today

Almighty Father,
who in your great mercy gladdened the disciples
with the sight of the risen Lord:
give us such knowledge of his presence with us,
that we may be strengthened and sustained by his risen life
and serve you continually in righteousness and truth;
through Jesus Christ your Son our Lord,
who is alive and reigns with you,
in the unity of the Holy Spirit,
one God, now and for ever. Amen.

The Gospel reading for today tells the story of the Road to Emmaus.

Cx :-)

Good morning :-)

I'm fine thank you and yes, I missed here again yesterday. So sorry but meeting myself coming backwards.

Next time I tell you that I have organised an event - gag me!!!!

Lord, I trust in your unfailing love, in your promises. I give this day and all that it holds to you. May I walk in your goodness, knowing your gentle hand will guide me, and keep me. Amen.

Cx :-)

I too hope that Cynthia is well.

I don't feel I have had anything useful to add to the thread lately but I do look in every day and appreciate Cynthia's efforts, and also your posts kandj.

Hello al

I'm hoping Cynthia is just busy but keeping well?

"Be thankful for what you have and you'll end up having more. If you focus on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough." (Oprah WInfrey).

I hope everyone has had a good day today and will have a happy weekend.

Hello all

Amen to your morning prayers and thank you.

Off now to help out at the weekly coffee morning held in church. We have regular villagers who pop in for a tea or coffee and a chat and to share memories inside our beautiful old church building.

Sending gentle hugs for those feeling fragile today x

Good morning :-)

Father, we ask for your grace to witness your love and serve others with compassion and generosity. Please help us to be your hands and feet in the world, bringing hope and healing to those in need. Use us to make a difference in our community and to bring glory to your name. Amen.


Cx :-)

Good morning :-)


Lord, As I face a new day
Let me take your hope
Rising with the dawn.

As I face a new day
Let me feel your love
Dancing through the birdsong.

As I face a new day
Let me see your promises
Glittering through my day.

Lord, as I face a new day,
I turn my face to yours
That I may taste, feel and see you today.


Cx :-)