General Chat

weak at the knees,and feeling very sorry for himself he went on a bender
with John Smith and

old tat,,give yah a tenner for it
Eldrick came over all

so David came and said what a load of

Get David Dickenson in here, he of the orange glow and golden jewlery, its never been the same since that other silly old duffer took over his prime time luchtime spot on the BBC.

David will solve all my problems. He will be able to flog the ancient relics and toot which lies in this house for a large sum, and hopefully a small commission, with that

To all his relatives & the children , (if his neeps had worked )
he sighed & said

raise his children, neeps allowing, in a manner that would honour his ancestors and be a credit

Fair Maiden , they could sell all the old tat on Ebay he would probably
get a fortune for Big Berth's bloomers
Then he would

all the clutter that had accumulated in his ancestoral home. This had been mostly been the possessions of the procession fo his female tormentors such as Big Bertha's bloomers and the unused ash trays of Fag Ash Lil.

This would surely raise enough money to enable him to hire a geanealogis who could sort out his family while he settled into his new home with the lovelyt

a good woman who would help him sort out

end of senses and wits. This was too too much and the thin end of the wedge, what he really really wanted was a

They can create Toil and Trouble ..
Poor Eldrick had come to the

The Local Witches to dance around the cauldron which contained all sorts of things (Including ancient and rotted neeps) to shout Hubble and Bubble so that

General public,as they come to open day at Thirdegree Burns,or as it is now named " Dun Roaming",But our hero still hasn't found out who are his parents so he called in

I,m Annof Cardiff Boyo Whats you,re B problem? lost your neeps? they do things like that at the Vets all the time so stop moaning ,get yourself an Icecream Van (Like The Popemobile) and get selling to the

"you are not Nanny, you are an imposter. Where is my Nanny and who are you?"

Nanny turned and said

cupboard, found it she cried his favourite Bag pipes , this will take his mind off things & as she handed them to him Eldrick said

He needed a good pick-me-up,but what would do the trick,
maybe Nanny had something in her

as he hummed the tune of the green green grass of home while looking into the distance,who does he see but,OMG NO .yes it was big bertha knickers flapping in the wind,clutching that book,oh i have so much to teach you she squealed,oh god save me he thought,the next day he was good for no one and looked half dead please------

as his onions were giving him gyp.

Now there was only half a mile to go and Eldrick knew, positively, that he would make it without any further delays or deviations (his mind was still on 'Fifty Shades of Grey')

And there on the green green grass of home would be wating

with tears in his eyes