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get some very good government subsidies and people always want onions and sometimes neeps. Tatties are always in demand as well.

Oh joy, thought our hero and made his way with haste to the nearest Government office. Here he found a very helpful chap with a bowler hat who said "what luck you are in, there is a plot of land and farmhouse in a nook in bonny Scotland. A beautiful golden haired fair maiden farms it at the moment, but is looking for a helping hand and you look just the person we are looking for."

With the details in his hand, and his neeps and onions and tatties in his napsack, he was on the first express to Scotland, he found the nook and knocked on the door and

Become a Neep and Onion Farmer they get to

your going up the wrong track mate . you should

Befall him? perhaps if he went back and had a chat with the Pope he might help him, meybe even give him a job flogging just "One Cornetto" or even a" Gondolier" He quite fancied that so off he went, but along the way he met some one very sinister who told him

found that he had missed the train , he sat down on his Neeps & wept
what next could

Epping station and

swung into action,and run for dear life,no he would not be governed by the ghost from his past he would go forward with hope in his heart that all would be revealed when he reached~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;-)

not spiderwoman, yelled our hero, this is geting more and more like an eppisode of Dallas. Where is Bobby and why was he in the shower for so long?

With this he

Incy and Wincy

And lo it came to pass that there was a "Res erection" sorry about the gap :-D But its some time since Easter and the Bunnies, so he went to Hades to see if he could find some nice ladies (Slim ones) unlike Berth Etc, who will accompany him on his journey through this Ghostly land and he found one or twe who,s names were?

fantasy come to haunt him . No! No! not the Gaint Ogress the one that always fancied him he was going to run away but he was so hungry
he decided to

form gliding across the heather with of all things a picnic basket who could it be the fair damsel from the beginning of this story,or was it nanny come to rescue him,his brain wasn't working,he couldn't see very well,oh heck it never is his :-0

fell flat on his face , what the heck he yelled as he glanced up
he saw this ghostley

ooh I love a good ghost story :-D Sadly the gun only grazed the neeps and bounced off the tatties and onions, our hero was only crying on account of the onion fumes wafting up and hitting him in the eye.

Yipeeee he yelled,I am whole and in tact and can speedily make my way back home to the heather etc etc.

With that he

into the ghost at Thirdegree burns forever to roam amongst the heather wailing where are my neeps tatties and onions :-D :-D

Oh well looks like Merlin has suceededin killing our Hero off
Never mind it could back fire :-P :-P

The Rabbit Smiled, Nicked the farmers 12bore, and shot him in the Newly Grown Neeps, Sadly it affected other areas too,and he died crying for Big Bertha,Fag Ash Lil and Eskimo Nell.Amen.

the gift shop and

"Amarella" oops that's not the place,want to go to Bonnie Scotland,so take the left at

please tell me how to get home, I was there once and then gone and somehow ended up here. Pretty please tell me the way to