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SueMaid

SueMaid Report 9 Jun 2012 23:37

but he decided to ignore the sound because just at that moment....

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 9 Jun 2012 23:35

strange sound - what on earth could it be - could it possibly be

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 9 Jun 2012 23:34

my everything.......just then he heard,coming over the hill a

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 9 Jun 2012 23:29

....reason for living - there goes my......

littlelegs

littlelegs Report 9 Jun 2012 23:27

faster on reaching the lake he took off his clothes and dived in knowing he had only a short while to

Wend

Wend Report 9 Jun 2012 23:15

After he'd downed a few pints, and with the benefit of Dutch courage, he decided to go and search for the old crone who owed him money. In the distance he spied a huge lake with an island in the centre. 'That's where the old crone will be', he thought to himself, and strode purposefully down the hill towards the shoreline where there were boats for hire. He glanced up at the sky and saw dark clouds gathering. 'Better be quick about this' he thought to himself. 'There's a storm brewing.' He strode faster and

littlelegs

littlelegs Report 9 Jun 2012 23:12

lock himself in a room with a pint of beer

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 9 Jun 2012 22:53

he quickly realised he didn't have any friends and so he decided to

GRMarilyn

GRMarilyn Report 9 Jun 2012 21:33

Can I phone a friend ? he pondered ... :-S

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 9 Jun 2012 21:25

Wine, Vaseline and KY Jelly - some mixture but to Eldrick a recipe for a good night in!!

GRMarilyn

GRMarilyn Report 9 Jun 2012 21:23

Wine Cellar......this will be interesting he thought !





Oh Bob you jumped the queue ...LOL

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 9 Jun 2012 21:23

to find his V******** Jar.....KY and E45........

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 9 Jun 2012 21:17

after which he said "puffy nipples?"....."yer can get something for that" and he promptly went off to

GRMarilyn

GRMarilyn Report 9 Jun 2012 21:13

ELDRICK ...Again :-( wanting to ask him a favour ..

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 9 Jun 2012 20:59

puffy nipples!!!! they were not allowed into the nunnery as they were too wanton, so they wandered off into another hayfield where they found

GRMarilyn

GRMarilyn Report 9 Jun 2012 20:45

They had puffy nipples !! :-D :-)


Awh I think I have killed the plot ...Sorry !

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 9 Jun 2012 20:37

so he decided to send them all off to a nunnery in Nuneaton. Unfortunately, as it was the summer Solstice, it meant that his other business had to take a back seat. He wondered, idly, if

littlelegs

littlelegs Report 9 Jun 2012 20:20

there was so many wenches he didnt know what to do

sooooooooo

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 9 Jun 2012 20:18

Can't type as quickly as you Ann lol :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 9 Jun 2012 20:16

what? he's in a hayfield with nubile wenches - get a grip you lot!!!