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Im!! in a stew here need to get away fast .before she starts making the dumplings ouch .Big Bertha turned round &

set about making a camp fire to cook the stew on
Eldrick came to and thought

rendered him unconscious with an ease that astounded Eldrick just before he passed out.

Grabbing him by the hair, Big Bertha dragged him behind her as she strode down road and through a farm gate. She didn't even bother opening the gate, which exploded into splinters.

Impelled by a black fury, Big Bertha

trusty club which she always had about her person for rendering people unconscious and with an evil look in her eye - the good eye that is - she

" Oh! It's ewe" he said

"Of course it's me!" replied Big Bertha

"No. I meant the roadkill. It's a ewe. I mistook you for a juggernaut!"

Big Bertha bristled (well she hadn't shaved for a few days) and flinging the remains from her pinny she took out her

He had a sheepish look on his face .he tried to hide it but

Eldrick tried to slip away unseen bu

Went back .but somebody beat him to it Big Bertha had all the remains in her pinny .she looked up as

in the midle of a rounabout doing an impression of a fountain: not however like the famous little boy one in Brussels.

This thought made Eldrick chuckle and also brought an unexpected thought to his mind, of sprouts.

With neeps, onions, tatties and sprouts he could make a great stew. All he needed was some meat. h remebered the dead sheep on the road about a mile back so he

straight through the middle and land up

drive to a junction and slip the catch on the side car, like Olive and Arthur on On The Buses, :-D The Hairy Biker could go one way and our Hero the other. Hope fully Big Bertha would get confused and go

Oh no Big Bertha she had caught up with him Oh my gawd she must have smelt me onions, and he pleaded with the Hairy Biker to

heavy breath on the back of his neck - could it be

He was the fastest moving Eldrick in the coach ..as ge toot sweeted into the lorry he felt a

fast little devil is our Eldrick he went from the coach to the lorry toot sweet

A spare helmet for Eldrick,put this on yer ead me boy,don't want to be stopped
by mr plod ,and so they made there way to

Well he would ..Eldrick thought to himself will my onions & neeps be safe with him Sure they will said the hairy biker as he reached for



( Ps Eldrick was on a coach not a lorry you were
:-S :-S :-S :-S )

he said and thew him out of the truck and into the sight of a motorbike and side car containing a driver who was one of the hairy bikers. The hairy biker became quite excited at the site of onions, neeps and tatties and said

supposed to be waterproof, I used Scotchguard on it!

The truck driver did not look happy!

"See You Jimmy..............

Big puddle on the seat .poor man!! he thought my sporran is