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lilybids

lilybids Report 29 Jun 2012 09:10

jimmy riddle,when in the distance he saw

Barbra

Barbra Report 28 Jun 2012 23:35

He ate his pie & went behind the bush for a

lavender

lavender Report 28 Jun 2012 23:29

he thought he might as well finish his pork pie and pickle so

Barbra

Barbra Report 28 Jun 2012 23:27

There going to take me away ha he he so

lavender

lavender Report 28 Jun 2012 23:24

settles himself down comfily under the big oak tree dreaming of beautiful things like

Barbra

Barbra Report 28 Jun 2012 23:23

he knew he only had 50p that wouldnt go far so he got his

lavender

lavender Report 28 Jun 2012 23:23

laces on his boots a bit tighter, I'll not be taking these off tonight he thinks

Wend

Wend Report 28 Jun 2012 23:20

. . . . . I've got a luverley bunch of coconuts,
Diddly, diddly, diddly, dum, di, dum,
Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer head.
Just give 'em a twist and a flick of the wrist,
Di, dum, di dum, di dum . . . . .

However, his cheerful countenance was short-lived and he suddenly stopped singing. Ahead of him, looming in the distance, was a dark figure he recognised. 'Oh no', he whispered. 'Surely it cannot be'. Trembling, he grabbed his heavy sack, turned round and fled in the direction of a nearby bordello, where he knew he would find safety. He approached the black front door, lit by a red lamp above and pulled the

lavender

lavender Report 28 Jun 2012 23:20

ask if anybody knows the way to Oban?

Allan

Allan Report 28 Jun 2012 23:18

Big Bertha fell apex over base and exposed her big red bloomers. Many people that that it was a solar eclipse, others swore it was a moon. Talk about laugh: he thought his underpants would never dry!

Oh where had those happy carefree days gone?

Ah well he thought I'd better

lavender

lavender Report 28 Jun 2012 23:18

baguettes

Barbra

Barbra Report 28 Jun 2012 23:15

I am confused must be the potato wine .I will get to scotland once i find a kind person to take me .over the bridge to sky .instead i have finished up in the back of a bread van just outside bolton sat on a pile of

lavender

lavender Report 28 Jun 2012 23:11

it had been many a year since anything had brought him to tears, it was when

Suzanne

Suzanne Report 28 Jun 2012 23:09

the thought made his eyes water

lavender

lavender Report 28 Jun 2012 23:05

and he thought next year he'd grow aubergines, artichokes and squashes

Suzanne

Suzanne Report 28 Jun 2012 22:55

IN A PLACE WHERE NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW :-D

Allan

Allan Report 28 Jun 2012 22:52

neeps and tatties and onions grow

Suzanne

Suzanne Report 28 Jun 2012 22:43

HE SECURED HIS ONIONS IN HIS SACK AND WENT HAPPILY ON HIS WAY. SINGING--- :-D

Allan

Allan Report 28 Jun 2012 21:43

Mrs Thatcher and Lady Godiva became interchangeable.

He awoke with a scream when his dream reached the point where Mrs Thatcher was riding naked through Coventry.

Waiting until his breathing returned to normal, and the sweating had subsided he

Cooper

Cooper Report 28 Jun 2012 21:33

He dreamed of iron maiden and the long lost fair maiden and