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Clouds caused by the Hairy Bikers wind. There was also

Aircraft hanger which was nearby. OMG said our hero, this is not an aircraft hanger. I have been transported in to another portal and I'm in area 57. Those things in the sky are

Eldrick really didn't know what to make of this apparition so he ducked into the

No it was the Hairy biker again, he had built up a lot of wind and

The sky and behold, a vision was in the sky, was it a bird, was it a plane no it was

strange beings, carefully he gathered his neeps ans onions & stuffed them behind his sporran , he stood sideways & looked at

It is attracting some very

going to be a long night thank goodness for the flashing red light,but it is causing him some concern for

no, it was just big Bertha, the nuns and the monks, the Hairy Biker and The nagging Sisters of the Sisterhood all trying to keep track of him. There were so many flashing things about the sporran it looked like a TOWIE girl on a night out. Our Hero, and he really is one after all he has endured, could be detected from the moon. oh dear this is

It was bleeping and had a red light which kept flashing,was it the Phantom Flasher after him or some other sinister

sporran,where he kept his treasures and

Dispairingly he decided the best way to rid himself of his problems was to emigrate,he thought of going to Brazil But the last time he had anything to do with a Brazillian it hurt like hell, and that was part of the reason he lost his Neeps ( Apart from Neep-rot) so after deep thought he settled for Russia. he could enjoy all the Vodka and the women were,nt as bad as Bertha or Fag ash Lil and were a little (not much) smaller,and they could fun his farm whilst he spent time in his Dacha cultivating hi neeps and onions,but little did he know some one had attached a Homing device to his

realized it was only a dream x she had to much cheese for supper the night before so

when she had discovered that her ancestors were all bards at the Irish court of King Malachy in 1056 it gave her a very superior air until she

local barmaid. She had all the information he would need and also had a very complicated family tree she had traced so

decided to look into his family history he didn't know his Dad only what Nanny goat had told him,whats more he never knew his mother .cos nanny had dragged him up,so he would ask the

home!!

Ah!! That magical place where all would be well.

He

thumbed a lift on a dray cart that was going to scotland,mind he would have to sleep with the horse [better than Big Bertha though] so not long before he was back at Thirdegree Burns and

he was borne back to reality by the pain his extremities.

Now just anxious to return to his ancestral home as quickly, and as whole, as possible he

a lady from Cardiff strolled by and, grabbing his tentacles, shouted like a fishwife at him 'Get back to Scotland where ye belong, ye big pillock' and gave him a good kicking. He fell to the ground, groaning and tried to shield himself with his onions from her terrifying onslaught upon his extremities. Then he passed out and lay prostrate in the foetal position until