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an aerial view of his family home with Nanny in the pigsty - oh joy and happiness - now how to land - hmmm - well he thought he would have to puncture the bloomers somehow so taking a knife out of his sporran he made a small slit in the gusset and lo and behold he started to descend when

He Ho off he went into the pale blue yonder and there he saw

Our Hero was a little muddled, where had the Bra come from and the Titans? :-S

He stood up, brushed himself down and inflated his hot air balloon, (which he had run up in his spare time) he climbed in the basket and

Like Big Bertha with her Bra and Knickers (Clash of the Titans :-D) very tight.pmsl :-D

clashed with Merlin :-D :-D

a basket to go under his balloon after he he had made it,so with a purposeful stride he went forth and

Of which there were aplenty in Banbury, and he felt a little cross because there were no hot buns there only rings and bells so he dicided to become a bellringer as he was becoming a dead ringer for Quasimodo (who was crossed with a camel) but to do that he had to get hold of those ring to flog in the market,so he set up a stall and

couldn't really take any more of big powerful women - he rather liked the shy gentle types - were there any left on the planet he wonder, as he strode on, knickers in hand, hoping he would find

Hitch a lift as far away as possible.,,because the young lady he had just left had intentions on the poor man he

flummoxed at first but in the end chose a large pair of bright blue ones and thanking her profusely he left to see if he could

she offered him some pick & mix .he looked a bit

surprised him - was very forthcoming and said he should accompany her to her house where he could take his pick!!! so off they went and

asked the rather obese lady if she had a spare pair of bloomers without elastic for his plan and she

the sun was suddenly blocked out. he wouldn't say she was huge but his plans involved a hot air balloon, not a barrage balloon.

Still he could always cut them down to size and sell the surplus to a developing country for use as bedding for its entire population, so he

he looked around for a large female - there were plenty around with short skirts but on closer inspection they seemed to be wearing thongs - no wonder they had pained looks on their faces - he needed someone older, in their fifties say, and then he saw her - a massive bird - what you might call a boiling piece - she would surely be wearing some but how to find out - he decided to fall to the ground as if in a faint in the hope she'd come across - so to speak - and it worked - as she was bending over him he couldn't help but notice that

without being arrested for either sexual assault or theft, depending on how he acquired them.

Still nothing ventured, nothing gained so

get his hands on some large bloomers

heart, as Eldrick was unmoved by the fact that Big Bertha was still wearing them when they blew away.

it did however give him an idea for a hot air balloon. That would save much walking: now how to

They have just flown away in a gussset of wind .over the hills & far away .blooming eck thats not funny i have got a cold

or were those big red bloomers merely a pigment of my imagination?