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When he gets there, joins the circus,which is going on tour taking in all the places he does,nt want to go :-S however he realises that non of his Harem would think of looking for him there so off he goes disguised as

Fagash Lil while she puts out her fag butt with her size ten shoes he legs it and jumps on the 52 bus going to Piccadilly and then :-D

Chior,hoping to seranade him into submission singing (Roses are Blooming in Piccardy) and not wanting to have her as a thorn in his side (Having enough problems with his neeps) he shoots (With his pump action shotgun) to the top of the bell tower and sends a message to his pal Quasimodo telling him he,s found him the ideal woman he,s been looking for,then absails down the side of the tower right into the arms of

Big Bertha with her

A lot of wind :-S which somehow seemed to deter people from going near to him :-S so off he went in search of a good deodorant to remove the offending pong. whilst doing this he came across (a very cross) Fagash Lil,who was steaming (Out of her nostrils) having been chasing him for ages to serve him with court papers for breach of promise (His Breaches were in a bit of a sorry state by now) seeing her he went hell for leather towards the sound of bells hoping to find sanctuary in the church,but little did he realise who would be waiting to trap him there,non other than

indigestion and

B&B on the green green grass of home .eating big bikers good old scottish neeps & onions in a huge haggis pie .then he got

Big Daddy, the midwife who helped when he became a Born again Christian,He had just taked a new course on rejuvination of Neeps. Onions and Tripe which is a dellicasy from ooop North. :-S so off he goes with his tongue hanging out and slavering at the thought of

"Passport To Pimlico "to stand a chance of a scene test for any kind of part
he rather fancies a romantic lead with

I Think she,s gone to look for the damaged Neeps Etc. ;-) ;-)

He said with pride :-D I,ve got my restored Neeps and Onions :-S a dead Haggis,A slight limp so I should stand a chance of being Long John Silver but I,ve got to get a

not on your nellie,you have to have some kind of talent and what have you got







haven't seem june around for ages

See the Wizard of OZ. But the Ozzies don,t want him (Trying to take foreign Bodies through Customs) so he returns to the site of his former bits of fluff :-D ( well large ones) and asks them if they think he stood a chance of going on a Celebrity Show and they replied

back cos out hero is going over the hill and far away,where he will meet uo with "The Liver Birds" and call at the pub for a pint and a packet of pork scatchings then he is of to ;-)

took her ages to answer the door,she kept making Errors when entering the key code :-D so she had to Submit to the indignity of climbing through the window to see who was there :-S When she got out side there he was just walking down the street singing from Hims Ancient and Modern I,ve hit the Road Dibbsy and I wont be

them wishing to join in with him at " Come Dine with me" but he escaped
and then met up with the "Vicar of Dibley" and she




Merlin took ages to get on kept getting error message :-S

Then decided that if he moved a bit sharpish he could catch the "Last Train to San Fernando" thus missing all the big birds after him for the purpose of

plan his next move and meet up again with BB FAlil and dear old nanny,
and

Shot himself in the Foot,which made him limp :-D apart from hobbling,So borrowing a crutch from the first aid centre (Making somebody else Crutchless as well) he thought he would try the three legged race and see if he could win a few bob to pay his bills and fare back to the family hovel where he could

knew he had to speculate to accumalate,but knew he had to get back into show business but down the Dogs he went anyway and there he met "Del Boy" :-D and " Trigger" Then