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Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 9 Jun 2012 23:34

my everything.......just then he heard,coming over the hill a

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 9 Jun 2012 23:35

strange sound - what on earth could it be - could it possibly be

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 9 Jun 2012 23:37

but he decided to ignore the sound because just at that moment....

Rambling

Rambling Report 9 Jun 2012 23:44

something whacked him hard on the side of his head, it was a low flying ufo, or at least that's what it would have been had he not recognised it instantly ( through the pain) as a vintage curling stone of the type favoured by....

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 9 Jun 2012 23:48

the Highlanders.........."who's for a game'o bowls" cried...

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 9 Jun 2012 23:49

...Thursday night. Of course he knew straight away that he was dealing with.....

Rambling

Rambling Report 10 Jun 2012 00:31

the Cumbrian county curling and country dance committee, who had plagued his life for many years in their quest to convince him of the health giving properties of the spring water which flowed through his estate and their constant requests for the bottling rights as a side line to their blackpudding and leek pie production company ....

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 10 Jun 2012 05:56

so he ran off to see Big Bertha, the president of the Women's Institute. She's always had a soft spot for him, so he knew she would help. She contacted all the ladies in the WI, so soon there were thirty WI ladies running to his rescue, all chanting.............. "We are........

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 10 Jun 2012 06:47

....the Champions, we are the Champions." However before they got to him he......

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Jun 2012 11:19

he realised that in all the kerfuffle half his clothes were missing and now he stood there dressed just in a

Rambling

Rambling Report 10 Jun 2012 11:28

kilt and Tam-o-shanter.

"Bravehheart" screeched the leading WI lady as she appeared over the brow of the hill.

Eldrick began to run.....

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Jun 2012 11:35

as fast as his ickle legs could carry him, but his sporran was bouncing up and down with every step he took and progress was difficult - the only way to dispose of it was to discard his kilt too as they were attached, so this he did with great aplomb and now, just wearing his tam o shanter he sped through the gorse causing

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 10 Jun 2012 11:39

great damage to the haggis growing there...

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 10 Jun 2012 11:41

...however he carried on because Big Bertha was gaining ground and he was afraid that.....

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Jun 2012 11:43

she would attack his

Rambling

Rambling Report 10 Jun 2012 11:47

firmly held beliefs that there was no God and therefore 'Jerusalem' was 'just a good tune' and not reliable proof of a higher being ever having walked upon England's mountains green.

Kay????

Kay???? Report 10 Jun 2012 11:56


as he sped at top speed he realised his tay berries were taking a battering......

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 10 Jun 2012 11:58

But he knew that if he stayed true to what he believed in then......

Rambling

Rambling Report 10 Jun 2012 11:59

he would reach the old barn intact.

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 10 Jun 2012 12:01

However Big Bertha and her ladies were starting to flag so his confidence started to return and he......