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when the 52 bus appeared :-) [well he had been on it before] climb aboard said the conductor and \i will take you to

Your Local Hostery where you can relax with that Big Birtha,She was,nt too bad after all considering what he,d escaped from ,so with a great shout he jumped on her, bounced back,whacked his head on the table and passed out and came to in the outpatients wondering where he was or from whence he came,they thought he had lost his memory but no, it was all a crafty way to chat up the nurses,but it backfired on him this great big male nurse come brandishing an extremely large syringe and pointed to

his nether regions,this won't hurt said the big nurse,then our Hero promptly passed out,in his dream like state he saw coming towards him a figure dressed in a long white robe and asked are you

A Born Again Christian? if so god help the Midwife,then at that moment Big Daddy Appeared and said are you questioning my ability to deliver? if so you,re going to

reap what you sow and take the consequences for i am hear to tell you that
others have been in the same situation as you and come off worse so mend your ways before~~~~~~



June ,Cooper Barbara where are you ?

your neeps, tatties and onions wither awy like dust. OMG thought our hero in hushed tones, I have no idea where I am, what I am doing or whats going on. Please can someone set me on the


( Ive been at work Lilybirds. Im off now for a few days :-D )

right path for salvation and normality and get me home to







Glad to see you Cooper :-D

Regain my sanity (if possible) and to regrow my humendous neeps and onions to go where the winds blow so I can

look at the passing clouds and wonder if

there is life on other planets,and do they have neeps etc etc, but know he must stop this day dreaming and get back on the road to

Is this really loch lomand its so beautifull .oh ill take the high rd & you take the low rd & ill be in Scotland afore yee for me & my true love will never meet again. on the bonny bonny banks ore loch lomand .suddenly there she

overnight, (the yorkie man had a fast lorry to take him to his beloved Scotland) our hero saw his homeland. He was right hungry after all that travling and popped into his local greasy spoon cafe when

a messenger arrived from Baldhead Estate his family home,nanny was waiting for him with a

Birch and Leather Whip all dressed up in her spanking gear ready to

do her impression of [let me entertain you] oops no that won't do,so she waited for our hero to come through the door and ;-)

Being a bit of a Slapper gave him a right going over,then sent him away to go awandering with his Neepsack on his back looking to find his Valderee or Valderi so he could start doing

the hokey cokey then

Turn around and Shake it all about then he would be free to

go to sea in pea green boat and see the cow jump over the moon while he was looking :-D

To regain his erstwhile Yodelling prowess, :-D Yodelahidee he went hoping his long lost