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Mersey

Mersey Report 28 May 2012 17:16

*Spoilsport* ;-) :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 28 May 2012 17:15

Prickles only wanted us all to know she has an en suite!!! flirting with Dynorod in the en suite - how very common!!!!

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 28 May 2012 16:51

Tooooo late Mersey, they are stretchering me out
as I typeee thisssss.... :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 28 May 2012 16:45

Hands Emms a helmet and , chin pads I mean shin pads and a girdle pmsl....there you go......better to be safe Emms :-D ;-)

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 28 May 2012 16:42

:-D :-D :-D :-D.....stop I give up Mersey, all me
jiggly bits(boobs,bellies and chins) are all over the place,
I'll do meself an injury..........ROFL

Mersey

Mersey Report 28 May 2012 16:41

Passes a Free Pass to Island Too.... :-D :-D :-D :-D

Island

Island Report 28 May 2012 16:36

Prickles, did he say "that'll be a tena madam?" :-0

Mersey

Mersey Report 28 May 2012 16:35

Prickles pmsl now thats worth a FREE PASS to get in here anytime.....that was defintley funny!!! :-D

Emms stop ducking and open your gob!! im gonna throw this cocktail sausage see if we can get a hole in one !! :-D :-D ;-)

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 28 May 2012 16:33

Prickles a case of opening mouth before engaging brain huh? He no doubt caught on and will be telling all his mates about this bird who fell for him. He'll probably tell them what you said as well. :-D :-D :-D ;-)

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 28 May 2012 16:29

He was quite a big chap :-D and he was in the En Suite seeing to the pipe that runs under the shower tray so there was not a lot of room for him to move around.

I nearly weed meself!! :-D

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 28 May 2012 16:23

LOL..........Chokes on Voliivont and pmsl @ Prickles

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 28 May 2012 16:18

Oh gawd i can't stop laffin!!!

I just had DialaRod round..........well i don't know if his name was hactually Rod...........anyways.....

When i had him laid out on the floor seeing to me pipes, he said "I think i'm too big for this job"........so i said "Can't you get right inside"?

Well......as soon as i said it, i thought i was going to choke so i went to make a quick exit...........and fell over his feet!!!

"Yeah, that right " he said "Kick a man when he's down"!! :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 28 May 2012 16:11

Throws Voliivont at Emms :-D :-P

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 28 May 2012 16:05

for gawd sake, fingers stirring Pimms and hot curled
up cucumber sandwiches and you expect us to be funny!!

I don't fink so....... :-P :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 28 May 2012 16:00

*tuts* it is but I aint got a plastic mixer thingy me jig so using me finger..... ;-)

Island

Island Report 28 May 2012 15:54

oh no! I thought Pimms was a drink :-0 :-0 :-0

Mersey

Mersey Report 28 May 2012 15:44

Stirs pimms with pinky....ere you go Island.......bottoms up!!! :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 28 May 2012 15:39

no I am not a psychiatrist, but I happen to know quite a few!!!

Island

Island Report 28 May 2012 15:30

Pimms-o-clock already Mersey? Don't mind if I do, just a small one mind 'cos I's allergic to it :-)

Jimbob...you weren't telling bad jokes were you? :-0 :-0 ;-) :-0

Vaseline??? that is soooo last week dahling :-0

Mersey

Mersey Report 28 May 2012 15:21

Better to be safer than sorry with a disclaimer, you know what some peeps are like....... ;-) :-P