General Chat

I'm fick me!!!!

sticking one's pinky out in this heat could have dangerous consequences - reaches for the Va\seline to pass to Mersey!!!



Edit
Disclaimer - please seek advice from a medical practitioner before embarking on sticking things in Vaseline

Plops pinky in va\seline ....wiggles it about..... :-D ;-)

If it doesnt work Ann im phoning my solicitor!! :-P

serves yer right!!!

Ann,
You`re not one of my Psychiatrists by any chance are you?, because thats what they all said too. :-D :-D

*Pulls strop* :-P

no one wants me Pimms.....

By the way is Vaseline good for sunburn :-D

defnitely not!!!! good for lots of other things though :-D

Better to be safer than sorry with a disclaimer, you know what some peeps are like....... ;-) :-P

Pimms-o-clock already Mersey? Don't mind if I do, just a small one mind 'cos I's allergic to it :-)

Jimbob...you weren't telling bad jokes were you? :-0 :-0 ;-) :-0

Vaseline??? that is soooo last week dahling :-0

no I am not a psychiatrist, but I happen to know quite a few!!!

Stirs pimms with pinky....ere you go Island.......bottoms up!!! :-D

oh no! I thought Pimms was a drink :-0 :-0 :-0

*tuts* it is but I aint got a plastic mixer thingy me jig so using me finger..... ;-)

for gawd sake, fingers stirring Pimms and hot curled
up cucumber sandwiches and you expect us to be funny!!

I don't fink so....... :-P :-D

Throws Voliivont at Emms :-D :-P

Oh gawd i can't stop laffin!!!

I just had DialaRod round..........well i don't know if his name was hactually Rod...........anyways.....

When i had him laid out on the floor seeing to me pipes, he said "I think i'm too big for this job"........so i said "Can't you get right inside"?

Well......as soon as i said it, i thought i was going to choke so i went to make a quick exit...........and fell over his feet!!!

"Yeah, that right " he said "Kick a man when he's down"!! :-D :-D :-D

LOL..........Chokes on Voliivont and pmsl @ Prickles

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

He was quite a big chap :-D and he was in the En Suite seeing to the pipe that runs under the shower tray so there was not a lot of room for him to move around.

I nearly weed meself!! :-D

Prickles a case of opening mouth before engaging brain huh? He no doubt caught on and will be telling all his mates about this bird who fell for him. He'll probably tell them what you said as well. :-D :-D :-D ;-)

Prickles pmsl now thats worth a FREE PASS to get in here anytime.....that was defintley funny!!! :-D

Emms stop ducking and open your gob!! im gonna throw this cocktail sausage see if we can get a hole in one !! :-D :-D ;-)

Prickles, did he say "that'll be a tena madam?" :-0