General Chat

Opps sorry do you want me to edit wayerrrrrrm pet... :-S


Eeeeeeeeee by t'heck havent seen clog fighting in yearssssss :-D

Dont worry, BC. We have excellent facilities up here for performing such procedures. World renowned, in fact. Just bring your own hose as there's a bit of a shortage up here, most of them having been exported darn sarf on the black market.

OK, Hayley, lets make it the eleventeenth of August to coincide with the World gurning and clog fighting finals.

Err, Hayley pet lamb, I asked you not to mention the fence. ANd as you know full well it's not there to keep things out.

Morning BC what a lovely yellow brolly like a big sunshine <3



And Guinevere dont wear a flat cap thinking you'll "blend" no one wears 'ats now adays :-D

Eldrick you havent warned them of the eleccy fence to keep the lions and tigers out :-D

*frets...hope it doesn't clash with my colonic irrigation date. XX

I shall inform the Daily Mail forthwith. I'm sure they will correct it as rapidly as they do other misapprehensions published in that organ.

*google translates "t'coal 'ouse"*

and still no date !!!!! You will have to make it before the end of the August Eldrick as you know its Narnia where you live and it snows from 1st September through till the following April :-D

** Kindly** we do not keep coal in the bath opp norff we keep it in t'coal 'ouse :-P

Oh dear .....If only I had the time .... :-D

Train station? Please, this isnt lundun. The heli pad is out of commission due to a minor problem with hm customs and border agency, but a collection can be arranged from the international airport.

But it's cold up there and they keep coal in the bath. I know this is true because it was in the Daily Mail.

Gwynne

so tempting I must admit :-D I shall ponder on this for a while after I've taken my medication for the day

Dont be such a snob Guinevere :-|


Will you be able to pick people from the train station do you have a heli pad? you have to give dates :-D

No problems, i shall send a car for you. Dont forget to bring a bottle.

Whats wrong with the north? You frightened of hosepipes or grass with no dog eggs?

yep , sounds the dogs,lots of jolly frolicking , can you come pick me up though ? , :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)

North?

*shudders*

Sorry, Eldrick, but I will have to decline the invitation as I cant afford the airfare, and anyway my passport expired 11 years ago and I cant afford a new one. Otherwise I would have loved to come over there.

Anyone game? I was thinking that i could throw a sort open day at my country estate, with a bbq and wine tasting. I would provide the entertainment with my new karaoke and world famous rendering of the classic eurovision smash hit 'love will set you free'. No expense spared.

Anyone wishing to stay over is more than welcome, the postman and 2 ramblers are probably starting to feel a bit lonely now. No need to bring anything, i can supply the do it yourself bbq packs. Its good fun searching for them in the maze. Honestly, its perfectly safe, it was modelled on the famous video game called 'Doom'.

No dogs allowed, sadly, as twinkles, the tourettes mastiff is still undergoing therapy for his anger management issues and can be a little bit touchy about his territory. Cats are fine, though. Feel free to bring tiddles along by all means. No, I insist.

So if anyone fancies a great get together and chin wag that will be talked about for years (in textbooks and specialist magazines), please feel free to send a small donation to cover costs and i will reply with directions. I think £50 a head isnt unreasonable. Oh, forgot to mention, we can have a ghostly vigil, a seance and hold a prayer meeting as well, all included in the cost. We can pick a night when jupiter is transiting polio and venus is rising in cleatus. Thus ensuring positive vibes and no witches.

RSVP