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dont lie. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

what about that poor wombat??????

Well wombats don't count.

In fact not many of them are any good at maths!! :-D

my hubby calls squirrels natures little speed bumps ;-)

lol Joy.

Wombats are more like bollards! Fortunately we don't have them in West Oz. We just have to look out for kangaroos and emus. They can cause a great deal of damage to vehicles if you hit one, which is why people fit 'Roo bars to their cars.

Conversley, a 'Roo bar can cause much damage to pedestrians if you hit one :-D

oh joy, you as well?
i hope hubby doesnt take his little speed bumps home for you to cover in oil and put on the bbq :-D

Rumour has it they are tough and bitter if BBQed :-D

Just marinade them in a mixture of red wine and vaseline with a clove of crushed garlic for a few days and they are as tender as anything :-D

lol xx :-D

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taken from that well known Australian cookbook "Road Kill Recipies" :-D

This thread has well gone off the original topic :-)

There's programme on TV at 5pm weekdays..Come dine with me, in which 4 contestants compete to win £1,000 hosting a dinner party.
One ladies menu was almost all made up of 'road killings' needless to say she didn't win !

Even if she had, Sandie, it would have been days before she could leave the bathroom to collect her prize :-D :-D

earth to ALLAN,
where are you?
some serious banter needed.
please dont let me interupt the roasting of a wombat/kangaroo/or a small furry animal,when youve finished your feast,please get in touch.
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

He'll be around Suzanne....the man doesn't sleep !...well hardly.

He won't take telling , I can manage on 6 hrs but prefer 8.

Cooee Allan...where are you ? Sue wants some banter. ;-)

oh really need banter right now,to much serious stuff on genes tonight,
had enough of that in work today, need relaxing and funny banter right now,everyone invited to join. :-D :-D :-D

Banter, Banter, banter!

I remember the days when women wanted me for my body. Well they did work in the medical school and were running out of cadavers for the students to work on :-D

Bet you enjoyed that then Allan ;-)

i havent been RRed since the 24th of may i think -- thats a record for me ;-) ;-

must be the longest ive got for a while :-D

oh joy your doing really well,no RR for nearly two wks,well done. :-D :-D :-D :-D
oh ALLAN im sure the girls wanted your body for very naughty things back in 1952,but this is 2012 and your body is only good for medical science now.
(oh i can hear the little furry animals sniggering in your garden right now)...

love you really,
but dont tell the wife. :-D :-D :-D :-D

only joking. :-D

lol Suzanne, the only woman who wanted my body in 1952 was my mother!

I was only 4 :-D :-D