General Chat

They are indeed fully booked - Its the overspill from darn sarf that seems to be the problem. Seems they think that we are in Scotland and that they can get free prescriptions for cider according the the news this morning.

Fortunately for us, the line on the map at Watford gap that says 'there be dragons beyond here' still works in the majority of cases.

Well, must go and water the garden. I'll put it on youtube so that them from darn sarf can remind themselves what a legal hose is :-)

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Mock? Well that's just lovely :-\

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about time you got that trotter nail treated,,,,,,,

ingrown toe nail-----wrp it on a dock leaf for two weeks then bath in John Smiths every other night......that is an old family cure passed down though the ages that is 100% to work
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glad your pain has eased Hayley,,,,,I did pray and lit a cangol.... <3 <3

Nooooooo Robert...they're all booked up for the duration up there.
Sylvia C.

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what about the matronly bosom bit? Or is that just a bit too much to ask, eh?

You soon find out who your friends are on this board, let me tell you. Here I am, nursing 2 sick dogs and a hedehog posessed by a demon, and me with an ingrown toenail and a flare up of my disticulated myelojesuitis. And all you can do is mock.

Me knees havent been bad for months thanks Kay I dont know if its due to the mild weather or that fact I have dropped a bit of weight :-D

Wet with a view to becoming Baltic. :-D

breezy sunny and not so hot to strip,

sending hugs and fluffy thoughts to Hayley hope you are ok hun how the knees these days ,,,,, ;-) ;-) :-D

However Emma Eldrick hates it people waffle on his threads or mentions the weather.........dead cold here whats it like near you? :-D

Yes but a bit of finesse is asked for. ;-) ;-)

These things should be done in the best possible taste Hayley :-D

Emma

Morning Emma.... :-0 is attention seeking not what these boards are for? :-S

This is of course attention seeking Eldrick. :-D :-D :-D

and should not be encouraged. ;-)

Emma

I did actually receive an Email to say you had a "Matronly Bosom" Eldrick..........but i couldn't possibly tell you who sent it! ;-)

The only worse thing than being talked about is not being talked about :-D

HEOD

Well, if you want my honest opinion, it was a bit lukewarm and of doubtful sincerity.

I would have much prefered something containing the phrase 'matronly bosom'

Eldrick generosity as well as a sense of humour.....WOW :-D

Trying to think of something to say about you Eldrick.

Nope it's gone, has it all been said or am i having a
senior moment?? :-D :-D :-D

Emma

Awwwwww Poor Eldrick.....hang on let me see if I can do this correctly...** thinks really really hard **


Eldrick dont let the b***gers grind you down , ignore and carry on being you ...positive hugs :-P


how was that? :-D

I shall send you two, one specially for sundays and birthdays.

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I am both honoured and proud to be wearing such a badge...... :-D <3