General Chat

And so ended the Siege of Portsmouth,the drunken old biddies returned home by the local old bill in their Black Marias, (All straight jackets returned) safety barriers taken down,Mop and Bucket ( For cleaning up Misshaps) put back in Ladies Loo, and the people of Portsmouth heaving a great sigh of relief thats it all over and sanity has returned at last. :-D :-D :-Dwith the remarks, "Never in the field of sanity have so many put up with the antics of so few" :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)

You sure?

*tuts* it was Wend in the chair 'cos when she decided to give me a go I nearly got pushed off the pier ! so I had to put her back in it ..with the bags :-0

Wend No we never made the b Crab and Lobster, she flaffed about that holiday until 6.30pm and then once I had it booked decided to go back to Inver House for the night so hung about to 8pm. By then I was far too knackered and mentally drained so I settled for a coffee and lot;s of fags.
Today we are supposed to be going out for lunch .....yea yea tomorrow I go home to sane Spain.

Foggy we sure did have a whale of a time, Loved meeting you and when you are next back in Spain give me a shout....I am usually better behaved :-D

Mmmmm..........images of Pats and Edina come to mind LOL :-0 :-D :-D

I can just picture them...LOLOL

Must've taken ages to push the wheel chair from Ryde to Uzzis mums house, Wend :-S

Got to say, the ladies were great and reading through this thread a couple seem to have had a whale of a time...LOLOL
You missed out again George.

Lovely, St. Leonards is George :-D

Uzzi, are you OK? Did you make the Crab n Lobster this evening and, more to the point, do you have company tonight????? Keep laughing and stay chilled, gal - nearly over, eh? You are amazing :-D :-D :-D

And whats been going on then...LOL :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
He told me he was off to St. Leonards this morning :-D :-D :-D

George :-) :-) :-)

Don't you worry, Little Mo, Foggy is in great form :-D

Oh Wend...........what are you like eh ?????
You make sure our Foggy is all in-tack for the next meet
:-D :-D :-D

H'actually, can I please interject here and make it plain to all of you that it was ME pushing Uzzi down Ryde pier last night in a wheel-chair, struggling, huffin' and puffin', I was, with a bandage round me head. Her need was greater though - she went down with a helluva bang in the pub after tripping on the fireplace surround and her knee was the size of a blue n black football. It could have been so much worse - luckily she had the presence of mind to angle her body as she went down, so she didn't end up in the roaring fire!

*Slaps Foggy's hand - now, Foggy, stoppit, I'm trying to put in a truthful report here . . . . . Foggy, stoppit I said!! . . . . .

I give up, back tomorrow with the next instalment ;-) ;-) :-D

You all had a good time then
Sounds like Wend was on good form again
Sorry not to be there
But will be at the London one again :-D

And it was a tidy few too!

:-D @ Rose and Ann, I think Wend has gone into hiding because she went home hours ago ...Rose she is 1 funny lady after a few I don't think we stopped laughing
*note that's her few and my few*

Foggy you can come out from hiding now they've all gone home.

wouldn't surprise me if she hadn't nabbed it Uzzi you know what shes like after a few :-D

We didn't kidnap Foggy ....and I checked Wends bags and honest there was no chap hiding in there. :-)

Blimey Roy,
You sound like that bloke from Last of the summer wine :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

George :-) :-) :-) :-)

George, Sounds good to me ;-)

I don't mind being kidnapped besides i could always fall back on my Army days when i did my escape and evasion course ;-)

Roy :-D