General Chat

Morning ALL .
Raining for a change . :-(
just chilling as my son would say .
enjoy your day Tatty Bye Barbra xx

Good Morning / evening one and all. :-D

Hi The black brute is a very old crotchety cat :-D. I have fish in a pond too oh and another rather senile cat :-D,

Hi Sylvia :-) :-).

I really am logging off now. <3

Hi Barbra, and everyone


it's pouring with rain here


sigh




sylvia
xxx

La G - you shouldn't talk about him like that - what will the dog think :-0

Only got fish in a pond myself and they're all confused - ie starving hungry all the time, when they should be starting to hibernate. I keep telling them, but they just look at me in desperate hope for a bit of food - *sighs*

Nite all x

Ann LOL. Sounds like me trying to get a tablet down my vicious black brute.

Nite nite one and all catch you tomorrow <3

Ann .
You will not be ignored on here .
were do you get these pearls of wisdom from.x
I just put tablet in with the food .All gone clean dish .[ Thats OH as well he is a good boy ]
:-)

just been totally ignored on a thread so I thought, I know what, I'll post it on the ignored thread instead!!! :-D :-D

someone was asking for ideas on how to give a dog a pill and I thought this would be helpful - obviously not - it cracks me up every time I read it, and I've read it dozens of times!!!


HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL

1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.


4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse in from the garden.

6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail. Get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.


8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans and drink one beer to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.


10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12. Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from the top of the tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

13. Using heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed, tie the little *&#%^'s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour two pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room. Sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

15. Arrange for RSPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.


How To Give A Dog A Pill

1. Wrap it in bacon.
2. Toss it in the air.

GOOD DOG!

Good Morning All ~~~~~~~~~
hope you get help today Wendy .
enjoy your Day Barbra :-D

Nite nite everyone,sleep well <3

Try Tomorrow, Night x

Thanks Barbra - I may do that. Too tired now, I'm off to bedibyes.

Nighty night x

Wendy .put a new topic up about your query :-) there are a lot on here who help .dont give up ;-)

I have asked, Barbara, but I'm being ignored *sniffs* :-(

Hya Wendy maybe CC on MTG will help
you can only ask
:-)

Evening MtG, Barbara and friendly ones. I'm not ignoring anybody - just been trying to upload a photo on GR's FB page (having spent ages trying to retouch it, without success - *doh* and *double doh*!!) Can anyone tell me how to upload it pleeeeze (and if you can tell me how to get rid of creases in the photo before I do, you're on a promise!) I think I need a special tool, but I've looked everywhere in my toolbox and can't find it - doh!

Help! :-(

Saunters past with nose in the air.

I am sooooo full of my own importance.

Ignoring everyone.


lol
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Only kidding ~~~~~~~~~~~ to you all.
:-)

Hello all, Hope you are all well

Have emailed you Barbra :-D.

try google xmas images Barbra. :-)

Emma x

Hellooooooooooooo All
have sent you a pm LG Thank you
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