General Chat

What you mean about Fat Pat being Brown bread?

Cor strike a light govnor, them rozzers will be crawling all over the Square.



:-)

I saw an Eastenders spoiler by accident...and i can say..without spoiling it for anyone..it def won't be a happy christmas in the square !!! x

But at the moment Rita we don't know all that, I assume you have been reading ahead?

Oh Gawd.

:-(

Maybe put her in a cupboard for a few months after she has her plastic surgery lol

there, see, they want the poor little mite out of the programme, presumably because she is too young to act, no doubt she will return at a later date much older and with a different face!!

Hi Ann.

Not sure if she does,but she is rushed to hospital after been found in bath. Noticed it in front of a magazine...Amy dead.


**Maybe she doesnt die,just read she is in hospital.Roxy gets her taken away from her as an unfit mother**

Actually does she though? The spoiler I saw said Amy dies? Maybe she is brain damaged, that wouldbe a first for a soap and they are always looking for something different. Mind you, would you recognise her if you saw her in the street? maybe theyw ant to get rid of the character.

I see Amy is to die...more gloom and gloom.



Marion

Ah Doctor Death stalking the Square. What a pantomine villan. All he needs is to twirl a moustache.. lol

Ian's children. Lucy and Peter and visiting relatives in the country. I thought Ian was an only child. The little one is probably locked up in the coal-hole. He hasnt been seen for weeks.

Dont know about the money, I think Norman thinks he was entitled to it. Being the son of said Gran. I must be honest and say I dont give a fig about Janine, and go and make a cuppa when she is on the screen.

Rita,

Ben has a crush on Christian, that is why he is following him around, and buying the same trainers as him.

Pat is going to die on Christmas Day. She is to be diagnosed with cancer, I do believe. Her sons come back to see her, Nick Berry and Michael French. They have a party in the Vic to celebrate her life. She feels unwell, goes home and dies alone.

Guaranteed not to be a dry eye in the house.

Countrymouse, it does you good to have a moan.......... lol

When it first started, it had sensible storylines, but it was still interesting, now it is purely pantomime.

I agree Mandy is just what Ian deserves.

Remember a few weeks ago, when Ian was pretending Jane was dead. All those decent women falling over backwards for him.

What? Why?

:-0

But all these people who moan still watch it! Yes it is rubbish and it would be good if some nice, sensible people were introduced. Then they would have boring lives. Actually I think Mandy is just what a person like Ian deserves!

I personally think they are frightened to go outside the Square in case they fall off the edge of the world, and die.

No-one goes anywhere else.

Wash their clothes - lauderette
Buy food - Minute Mart
Fruit and Veg - Ian's stall
Drink - The Vic
Grub - Kaths Kaff
Boogy - R and R
Boxing - the Gym
Car needs fixing - Phils Garage
Recreation - the Community Centre

Someone let them know there IS life outside Walford................

#Screams#

:-0

Haven't watched it for ages. Can't stand that Alfie character. Wish Cat could meet her match. Who's this Jeannie?

Bet it will still get that award. Coronation Street much better but Northerners don't wase their money on voting for TV programmes and especially now as they know that they aren't for real.

Vera

So back to Eastenders.

What a load of tosh.

Would Ian really just stand there while Mandy poured paint over his hired car?

Would Norman really fancy Pat over Jean?

Would there be bluebirds over the White Cliffs of Dover?



:-)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Dont you stamp your foot young lady. Tuts.

Of course there are fairies at the bottom of your garden, hiding next to the Easter Bunny.

Really.

;-)

Boo hoo, Oh Aunty MTG you are very cruel! I shan't believe you so there *stamps foot.


I suppose next you will be saying there are no fairies at the bottom of my garden either!

Ok dear, come and sit down.

Blow you nose and stop figetting. Sit up straight like a big girl.

Right, now as you are getting bigger, and growing into a woman, there are certain things you should know. No dear, stop blubbing, how can we have a proper situation with your nose running like that...........

Now, the pictures you see on the television are in two categories. Ones that are real, like the News. And ones that are not real, like Eastenders.

I know we go into their houses and hear them talking, but they are actors, and people write their words for them.

Please stop crying Ann dear. For goodness sake, the front of your dress is getting wet. Now give your nose a good blow, and be brave.











Oh, by the way, there is no Father Christmas either.


#runs#