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Having married a non Aristos I am now going to have my meal all cooked by the non Aristos....he says, forgetiing who went out to gather the necessary food, a tenner would have been handy

One married beneath onself then Emma..tut!

Annx

OK Ann will let you oft, by the way this went on in
my OH side he keeps living in hope that someone
will claim him (bless)
Island how are you doing? Well as am of poor stock
and haven't seen a tenner for ages!! anything welcomeLOLx

Emmax

*wonders if Emma has spelt 'tenner' correctly* given the hilarious posts on here?


*grabs coat and runs* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

Were you born on top of the blanket or beneath, makes all the difference you know Emma.

As for the tenner.........well just come back from town so all spent up, have you seen the price of food lately!

The only thing that has come down is milk, and thats only to get you in the bl**dy shop, so you will spend a bit more!

Off to scavenge for left over crumbs to have with my very expensive cup of coffee!

Annx

I am what I am, I am my own special creation.
Love this thread sooooo funny with a lot of witty
folk. What does it make one who was born
the wrong side of the blanket from a Lord? LOLx
Answers on the back of a tenner please.

Emmax

Thank you for your valid input Lagooner, but as we are unable to see you how do we know what we are getting, bu***rs off quietly as instructed! lol

MG......You should be well stunned, I made that up myself to enable Rose to understand fully what is expected of her...being one of them! um forgot what it was now.

Morning All from sunny Wales!

Annx

Red eyes and black hair?

Sooo..............
Aristos are stocking clad vampires who flew by Concord?

I feel a musical coming on.

Well I have the red eyes because I had some wine last night and then couldn't sleep, I am extremely wealthy in my dreams, and yes I have inter married because I married my first husbands cousin, allowed in law. OOOPPPS to frightened to go any further.

Aristos are the ruling class of Eubian Concord. They are in general extremely wealthy and own entire worlds inclusive the enslaved inhabitants. The most known Aristo noble Houses are the Qox, Muze, Xir, Iquar, Taratus, Kaliga and Raziquon. Because Aristos intermarry quite often, most of the Houses are already closely related to each other.

The appearance of Aristos is marked by their characteristic red eyes and black shimmering hair. His or her looks is very important for an Aristo, as it may be useful for gaining influential position. It belongs to good manners to look good, young and well shaped. If an Aristo is old, fat or ugly, it is recommended to visit a body sculptor, who can get people in top form with the help of modern plastic surgery.

Talking of Bad Manners, lets not Buster Bloodvessel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW1Uy8etKzo&feature=relatedB

Happy days girls ;o).and if the button snapped on suspender we put a

threepence piece in..........always handy to have for bus fare home lol....

I am like my grand daughter who used to tell me when she was little

" I know these things Nana."

Also I was educated at the school of hard knocks.

Persie...........Who told you that??

Annx

I am luverly.

Persie

Now I am glad Iread this because in looking for the quote

'The more I learn, the more I learn how little I know.' -- attributed to Socrates

I found a whole new avenue to explore lol , all about Will Durant , " writer, historian and philosopher" who I had never heard of :))

Well Rose a bit like myself I would say, I make a point of looking up anything I am unfamiliar with or not understanding fully. It prevents you looking a complete A*SE, hence the following:


To obtain an edumacation, one must first become a "student" by enrolling at a school. Various types of schools exist, such as nursery school, high school, and college. Choosing which type of school to enroll in, based on the current stage of your edumacation, can be difficult. It is often tempting to want to reduce the amount of time spent in having yourself edumacated by "skipping" nursery school and high school, and immediately enrolling in a prestigious university (such as Uncycloversity). However, if you are male, this may decrease your likelihood of obtaining sex during your edumacation. Since many of the female students at your university will be older than you, it is unlikely that they would find you physically attractive. However, if you are female, this should be nothing to worry about. For the self directed there are many channels to obtain tidbits of educmacation, they include; word of mouth, rap songs and folk music, internet forums, online video and role modeling. Some occurrences of channeled edumacation have been reported.

Edit Skills acquired
Being able to spell words accurately enough for search engines to provide you with the proper spelling.
Being able to ignore long speeches, essays and lectures while appearing engaged.
Being able to bullshit through speeches, essays, lectures, and other such nonsense with out adequate preparation.
The ability to present your self as an authority on subjects in which you have little knowledge.
Being able to maintain eating, being clothed, and obtaining drugs with out an income.
The ability to browse porn at work or school undetected.
Knowing how to obtain and properly smoke marijuana. As well as how to identify different types and determine the quality and weight by observation alone. This includes a rigorous testing regimen that teaches one how verify that the price asked is reasonable and affordable. One must also demonstrate that one can break up the marijuana properly, taking care not to leave behind any stems or seeds, especially in the aforementioned body parts.
The ability to procrastinate effectively; that is, putting off large projects untill the very last day completing them with at least minimum pass-ability. This includes passing test that you study for immediately prior to taking.
The ability to tell if cocaine is good or not by sampling a small amount with their finger, how to cut a line (or series of lines), how to cook cocaine into crack, how to manufacture a crack pipe, how to smoke crack using such a pipe, and how to "accidentally" set oneself on fire in the process.
The ability to tie a tourniquet, prepare heroin properly, locate and penetrate a vein properly, and show that they know to untie the tourniquet before shooting up. One must also know the proper amount of cocaine to shoot and how to prepare it, using just the right amount of Tabasco™ sauce.
The ability to steal anything that is not nailed down without being detected. Students being edumacated should take acquire the ability to distinguish how much is too much to steal, what security looks like and the code words.
The ability to set fires properly, in a manner which ensures that the object being burned is burned completely and thoroughly, even if the object is student's own smoking corpse.
Being about to ramble off pickup lines that work (some of the times). This branch of edumacation is occasionally referred to as venusian artistry. Practitioners come to be called pickup artist, quite often over indulgence of this edumacated-skill set leads to cockary.
The ability to get elected to national office.
Knowing the ins and outs to conspiracy theories, ancient knowledge about the end of the world, global plots, cover-ups, UFO crashes, landings and abductions.
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Bows again walking backwards! lol

Ann

LOL Ann, I'm not especially edumacated, except in the sense of having an interest in everything, even the things my poor brain struggles to understand like scientific things ;)

You can put it down to pure nosiness on my part I think, what makes the world and the people in it 'tick' :)

Ah,Aristoc,,,,remember Pretty Polly also...

Ooh sorry, forgot my manners, thankyou Eveline.

I agree, Ann, Eveline has unintentionally (I think) created a 'fun' thread :-)))