General Chat

I thought she would have boughed to poplar demand by now.

My thoughts exactly Wend.

The service station trade was slow
The owner sat around,
With sharpened knife and cedar stick
Piled shavings on the ground.

The country bards were present, too,
With Glittering blade and bough,
Had I retained the things I heard
I'd be much wiser now.

No town facilities had they,
The log across the rill
Led to a shack, marked His and Hers
That sat against the hill.

"Where is the ladies restroom, sir?"
The owner leaning back,
Said not a word but whittled on,
And nodded toward the shack.

With quickened step she entered there
But only stayed a minute,
Until she screamed, just like a snake
Or spider might be in it.

With startled look and beet-red face
She bounded through the door,
And headed quickly for the car
Just like three gals before.

She missed the foot log - jumped the stream
The owner gave a shout,
As her silk stockings, drooping down
Caught on a sassafras sprout.

She tripped and fell - got up, and then
In obvious disgust,
Ran to the car, stepped on the gas,
And faded in the dust.

Of course we all desired to know
What made the gals all do
The things they did, and then we found
The whittling owner knew.

A speaking system he'd devised,
To make the thing complete,
He tied a speaker on the wall
Beneath the toilet seat.

He'd wait until the gals got set
And then the devilish tyke
Would stop his whittling long enough,
To speak into the mike.

And as she sat, a voice below
Struck terror to her heart,
"Will you please use the other hole,
We're painting under here!"

Maybe she will log on again soon!

LOL very funny Prickles!

Ann!!!!! that's the best!

Lets hope so Ann. Now wooden that be great!

Logga, logga larfs, Prickles!!!

Dont make me laff Wend, i am having problems with my "Annual Rings"! :>)))

Still no Julia...... Well, I hope she is ok.

She,s probably Sheering some sheep on Arran,just to make sure the Jumpers are Authentic.**M**.:o)> Hurry up Julia, I,m still cold and still waiting for the Shallots.

Lol Merlin. That reminds me Julia.....Still waiting for that lovely Arran jumper you promised me :)

Sounds painful, Prickles - I won't ask!!!

It is worrying, l'm sure she's never away this long,
Julia hope everything is ok, x

Prickles,
You can get cream for that

I might count them later.

Sounds like 'bunchagrapeitis', Prickles - too much sitting on a damp chair at the computer!

Come back in, Julia, please - it's too wet and miserable out there!

I hope that BC is having a nice holiday.


I hope that Julia is okay.

"searches every were"
x

I hope BC is not stuck on the train between Rome and Florence, she was very bravely going to tackle that journey. I am sure she will be loving Italy.


But where oh where is Julia????

L@@ks in.nope,shes not here yet.

Maybe the stress of knitting all therse jumpers was to much for her.

**Robin wants one wiv a Robin on....
I want one wiv PricklyHolly on....
Stray wants one wiv a kitten on...
cupFields wants one wiv Butter on....
Ann wants something wiv sumfink Glossy on...
Joybora wants one wiv an Angel on...
Rambling wants one wiv a Rose on....
Percy wants one wiv a phone on....
Pusser wants one wiv a Lady on....
Marion wants one wiv Bagpipes on....
Merlin wants one wiv Pickled Shallots on...
Chris wants one wiv Wessex on...
Gawd! the list is endless!! **

Julie,next week will be fine for mine lol