General Chat

OK what have I missed? Afternoon all by the way.
Is love in the air again, will it have a happy ending,
what does the future hold? I need to know and I
think I need to get out more.lolx

Emmax

Better a companion from the General Board than the Gas Board if you are taking tea at at the refine confines of a garden centre.
It isn't Auntie Motie is it? She can gas for England LOL
Oh Hello Motie :-))

My eyes were drawn to the top two posts - are knickers not allowed here?

Hi Emma

Looks like we were tapping away at the same time.

I'm afraid i need to go out too, I've been putting it off because of the drizzly rain but I have to get some post off.

I'd like to pm you about our mutual ailment later if that's ok?

Feel free Island, love to hear from you and chat about it.

Emmax

Looks like Julia has gone to Air her BovverBoots at the Garden Centre.Wonder what they will make of her?Meybe a Statuette ( Commando Style ) then she can join the Book Club and read all about The Wind in the Willows.ROFPMSL.**M**.:o)> That,ll teach her to renage on a Promise.

Well, I'm still around lol, but think I've lost the plot with this thread lol.
Had to return home because of my boiler..... What a saga.... Then collapsed with Man Flu lol. So won't return to the land of clogs til Sat.
Trust you all have had a better start to 2011 than me :)

Hi Piers Happy New Year to you and I did have a
good start to 2011. Of course Man flu can go on
foreveeeer, as Merlin would say have a toddy it cures
all. Take carelolx

Emmax

Hello Emma :) Yes, I've had a couple, for 'medicinal' purposes only you will understand lol. Glad your start to the New Year was better :)

Agh Piers, so awfully sorry you have got man flu. You should have said sooner. We could have despatched you a hand maiden to minster to your needs, and mop your fevered brow. LOLOL It is so easy to lose the plot on here. So no need to put it down to your present conditition.LOL

Merlin Babes. Been dying to tell you, but abit under the weather.
Yes, those Bovver Boots.
On Tuesday I went for a CT Scan, up Derby, and was alright afterwards, but dying for something to eat and drink, as I had had to fast from the previouse evening's meal.
So, we went to another garden centre for some lunch and a coffee. On the way out, the OH noticed the same pair of Bovver Boots at this garden centre. Only, they had £30 knocked off them. So I got them for £29.99 instead of £59.99. When I go home, I was so busy feeling well pleased with my little self, didn't notice at first that I was feeling funny and had gone a funny colour. Oooh I did feel poorly, and nearly had to get meself back up to Derby. The only thing I can think is that I must have had a allergy to the die they injected in me. WOW.
Anyway, I got me red boots. A bit too cowd here to go Commando, even in the garden centre.
Toodle pip, take care Merlin the Rascal and Young Master Piers, the whippersnapper. LOLOL
Julia in Derbyshire

You didn't say they were RED boots before Julia.
And half price.
They sound Loooooverleeee!!!

What colour did they inject you with?
You haven't been Tangoed have you?

Master Piers! Young whippersnapper of the parish, how do you do?
You're very brave to have merely collapsed with Man Flu, most chaps simply die for a fortnight dahling. I do hope it has nothing to do with old boilers.
Btw, if you think this thread is bonkers take a look at Auntie Motie - if you dare.

Merlin, do you mean Wind in the Willows or Gone with the Wind?

Oh Island Dearest, are you still in the snow. It is past 12th night you know.
Yes, they are red excavetor boots. Nothing to wear with the, of course. Will have to have a whole new outfit.
Don't know what coloured dye it was, they never mentioned it. It was to show up my sphincture of oddi.
Don't know which will finish me awf first. Lawdy,lawdy.
Julia in Derbyshire

Eeeww. I wish I hadn't arsked.

It may well be past the 12th night Julia but we had some wet snow this afternoon. Dahn Sarf too! I ask you, is nowhere sacred?

Island Dearest, even your good self is not immune from the pesky snow. Weather people just been on the radio and offered us another 3-4 in. during rush hour tomorrow. But this will be of the hard Northern type, not the Southern slush.
But how very dare it snow. Does someone not realise it is my M*****sons day. I do hope the OH can get his German tank built chariot off the front drive.
I will not be wearing me red boots. I 'avn't dubbined them yet, and I would so hate to set salt marks on them
Awf to feed the OH now. Will speak again in the morrow.
Julia in Derbyshire

I like the sound of a 'hand maiden' Julia - but she would have to resemble Cheryl Cole Lol

Island, I've taken a peek at Auntie Motie's thread and am trying to summon up the courage to ask for a spot of advice - for a friend of course haha

Piers, I have not contributed to this thread before and hope you are feeling better.

Do join us on Auntie Motie, she always has the right suggestions to all our little problems.

Teresa:)

Oh good choice Master Piers
I sat in for little Cheryl on X factor whenever she had to go off for a hissy. You won't have noticed the difference of course.

Julia body doubles for her in the more energetic dance routines.

:---------------------->))

Is that so Island ....... Lololol

Hi Teresa, thanks for your kind thoughts :) Yes, I will pop in to see Auntie Motie at some point - goodness knows where I will begin Lol

Island, Both,then there,s enough to power a Sailboat, and Julia, sorry you are Poorly, perhaps it was toooo much "Red Cabbage".Take Care .:o)>.**M**. Auntie Motie, You,re Poaching. Ill things will become you if you try that, Even a Colour Change to Red,PMSL.

So what's the (knitting) recipe today Raymondo?

Oh Island Dearest, just a little summer number. It has a decorative deep rib, then it is plain knitting, which I hate. So I have decided to get two or three, in different colours, to the stage where the plain knit begins, then contract them out to a lady that has a knitting machine. Then I can conentrate on a chunky mid-calf jacket, I have my eye on. I prefer patterned work to plain, I can get on faster with it.
Take Care
Julia on Derbyshire