General Chat

Hire a House/Cellar cleaner."Male or female" I understand Firemen are up for Second Jobs.**M**.:o)>.PMSL>

oh mc what is it... is it a man..or a stock of mince pies lol..

that should stop malc moaning now..or will he see all the dust and moan again.. you know mc he could clean up ..lazy bones he is lol..

Aww Jgee, that fairy is so lush i can see who its modelled on lol
mmmm thanks for the bacon butties, sits on beanbag by the fire.....err where's me cuppa like?

Ok ok Malcolm, i'll put the bulb in cellar now, grabs a sausge roll first. Goes down to cellar puts bulb in.....switches light on.......WOW u will never guess whats in here, no wonder Footie likes it down here

adds a beautifil fairy to tree .. puts extra lights on..

leaves bacon butties .. no pies cos mel keeps gobbling them all lol

WOW !!.........Joy's found a big one !........will need a lot of lights to put on there Cutie...............

Looks for baubles errmmmm can't see any........."cold"...............will look in the cellar > > > can't see on bl**dy light !!........MC !!......
Now we need a fairy......looks around .......
puts two plates of hot sausage rolls on the counter.........

Leaves & shuts door > > > > > >

Ski's in>>>>>>>>>> wow look at the size of that!! never seen one that big before, eye's it up and down ^ v ^ v ^ mmmmm very nice indeed.....Joy where did u get that one from? err dont answer, dont want u incriminating ur self. Cutie, the lights are lush.
Merlin u havnt got many baubles on there, we need more than two u know. Malcolm have u got any that we could borrow?
Nudges jukey........Make it hot hot hot.........cos its freezing here.
Looks for Footie, follows trail of crumbs> > > > > > >

Oh Joy ..isn't it lovely ..where did you say you got it from ...
anyway doesnt matter now does it ..lol here are some nice fairy lights to go on it rumages around and pulls out some little lanterns , you know where i got these from dont you !!yep you've guessed next door but one ..
leaves Merlin to sort out the tree and decs ....now do a good job Merlin no slap dash you know .... waltzes out ... whistling Once in Royal David's City ..

I,m surprised you girls are still back in town, your plastic must have melted by now. **M**.:o)>

good idea malc..get the decorations up ..please put any mince pies in a safe place ..as mel ate the lot lol..
i think others are snowed up somewhere lol ...

kicks music box .......all things bright and beautiful ..no snow here ..slams door humming away .....

Shakes snow from boots.....walks in ......no-one in again......empty plate & bottles...dirty glasses....SS where's your magic wand ?

All quiet in the cellar Mel must have gone too.
MC where's that bulb ?
We'll have to get a Xmas tree in here & some decs.
Someone was here cos there's an impression in the beanbag !!

Kicks jukey........."the sun ain't gonna shine anymore"........cos it's snowing !!
Walks out & shuts door > > > > >

pmsl joy..

no snow just heavy frost ..and bitterly cold ..

hope your coping up there xx

morning all

Mel tidy up behind you Or we may have to ban you lol

morning all .....

no cake is safe with mel around ..reckon after all those pies . you will have a tummy ache.. leaves 2 toilet rolls and air freshener ..pmsl..

hmmmm looks like Footie has found her way outta the cellar.....oi! who ate all the pies? oh tuts.tuts and double tuts......

Malcolm, yeh i did fill up with voddy....hic...hic now where did i put that bulb? hope i didnt leave it in the trolley, hic again, sits on beanbag and thinks........

Mince pies Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *gobble gobble*

Seems Joy has woken & gone......Snoring coming from the cellar now...must be Mel.......MC's a long time getting that bulb, probably gone to the supermarket & filled the trolley voddy & forgot the bulb....oh well not my worry.

leaves a tray of mince pies on the counter on the way out and shuts door>>>>>>>>

BOO!

Whoooooosh what on earth was that?.....Joy was that u going so fast? Gawd u must have had a good snooze on that beanbag and there must have been a hole in it cos i can see ur full of beans. lol soz couldnt resist the corny joke there. lol

err Malcolm.....its not my waccy baccy, i dont have any cos Jgee keeps it in her bag....u know, the one with the mouse traps in it. lol

spose i best go down the cellar and see what Footie is making all the noise about, ooh these steps could do with a good sweeping......."Shimms" u best get ur wand out. hmmmm cant see Footie, must go and get a new light bulb for this cellar>>>>>

*bangs on cellar door*

Help! help! lol not a bad place to be locked in x

i think i best put a big lock on the door