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Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,629 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	22 Feb 2011 21:41
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,629 Send Message	Walks past........the window has been fixed.......doors open......walks in looks around.......not a soul....... mouldy bread on the counter.....stale milk in the fridge. Footmarks in the dust leading to the cellar....turns on light.....can see somebody......looks like SS asleep on the old couch...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........best leave her, been out nightclubing again. Goes to the fridge takes a JS....Psssshhhtttttt.......gulp gulp..... Leaves a note for Cutie..."When you get your pension can you get some food please. If you see Joan ask her not to clean her scooter in the bar." Walks out & shuts door..................................
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	jgee	Report	20 Feb 2011 10:57
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	heres yours joy ..i wrapped it it foil lovely and crispy.. dont know about your cuppa ..no teabags lol.....looks in mc voddy bucket..few dregs left in there joy ..>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	jgee	Report	20 Feb 2011 10:30
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	.i parked it proper ..time you went to specsavers jen lol... i slept well jen thanks ..makes a change for me..xx looks at jukie ..lets liven things up lol.. sly kick to jukie..lets twist again lol
Member Since: January 2006 Posts: 4,517 Send Message	Jenxx	Report	20 Feb 2011 09:56
	falls over Joan's scooter "AGAIN" morning all bacon sarnie and cupper please sits next to MC and Joan did you sleep well taps Jukey ... Morning has broken like the first morning .........
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	jgee	Report	20 Feb 2011 09:08
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	whizzes up to door ..better park right lol.. sniffs mmm bacon. throw some eggs and mushrooms on mc .. and a cuppa bless your cotton socks.. oh very well done please.. . ;-) xx morning all xxxxx
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 1,846 Send Message	♫≈♥≈♫miss chief	Report	20 Feb 2011 09:04
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 1,846 Send Message	Yeh Cutie but i suspect that u drank the voddy first cos i can see ur lippy on the rim.....tuts.....waggs finger. lol Right best get the bacon butties on the go cos i bet they're all hungry this morning.
Member Since: March 2006 Posts: 5,866 Send Message	Lady Cutie	Report	19 Feb 2011 20:00
Member Since: March 2006 Posts: 5,866 Send Message	the song i would like Jen is .......Show me the way to go home ....... hic ..hic.. Hello MC ..i was only keeping your voody bucket warm ...while u was gone ...lolol naughty Joan fancy riding your scooter right though the door ... gets out broom to sweep away the tyre marks .
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 1,846 Send Message	♫≈♥≈♫miss chief	Report	19 Feb 2011 18:33
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 1,846 Send Message	Tuts at u Cutie, u know thats my fav bucket now kindly remove ur arsetrecancollar off me bucket i need to put more voddy in it. lol Jen, u really dont wanna know where i've been. lol glad u gently tapped the jukey. lol i can see all the tyre marks and i aint happy. Phones Bodget and scarper to come fix the window
Member Since: January 2006 Posts: 4,517 Send Message	Jenxx	Report	19 Feb 2011 15:38
	Hello Ladies sits on sofa where you been MC have missed you about this mess ...... wellllll its all Joanie's fault she rode her scooter right in through the front door left tyre marks ..... look you can still see them gentle taps Jukey what song would you like Cutie xxxxx
Member Since: March 2006 Posts: 5,866 Send Message	Lady Cutie	Report	19 Feb 2011 15:32
Member Since: March 2006 Posts: 5,866 Send Message	LOL I wish i could Mr Magoo wmsl... Sits in the sofa having a nice cuppa and piece of cake wondering where Joan 's gone to . Hi MC nice to see you back ..turns voddy bucket upside down and puts a cloth over it and sits on it lol
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 1,846 Send Message	♫≈♥≈♫miss chief	Report	19 Feb 2011 15:06
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 1,846 Send Message	OMG i have been off here for a few days and it all goes pear shaped.....broken window. mice. cat that dos'nt do its job, big noses, sheep and rubber hammers.Oh and who's been kicking me Jukey???? grrrrr lol Sits on bean bag and flicks mould off voddy bucket. lol
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	jgee	Report	19 Feb 2011 14:01
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	listens at the door very quiet again.. oh well might as well make a cuppa.. lights a fag ,sits and ponders .... only malc looking after the shack.. even the voddy bucket got mould in lol.. looks like im nobody's child ..2 days now on my own ..off i go no good sitting here talking to myself lol.. looks at jukie taps it ... hums ..im nobody's child ..im nobody's child ..just like a flower.. just growing wild....
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,629 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	17 Feb 2011 22:01
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,629 Send Message	Window broke again !!!!...........Off to the glaziers...... Cutie keep your size 12's under control ! Joy can you leave that magic box here so we can keep the place tidy ? Have not seen MC here lately......must have gone away. Puts 10 franc coin in jukey...............Raindrops are falling on my head...............
Member Since: March 2006 Posts: 5,866 Send Message	Lady Cutie	Report	17 Feb 2011 17:02
Member Since: March 2006 Posts: 5,866 Send Message	Puts rubber hammer and nails back in my toy box ... and puts out foot when Mr Magoo walks past .........lol Thank goodness i missed all that noise from Joy's aggie box .... peace and quiet aaahhhhh nice ..... oh Jen did u bump into a door ..your poor nose ..oh look it's turned purple ... Joy you'll have to call Mr Magoo again to fix that there window Sheep ...sheep ... counts 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10 eyes get heavy 11. .12 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	jgee	Report	17 Feb 2011 12:18
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	pmsl..
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	jgee	Report	17 Feb 2011 10:42
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	your nose looks great jen pmsl... do tell more joy..do i know this old man lol....
Member Since: January 2006 Posts: 4,517 Send Message	Jenxx	Report	17 Feb 2011 08:37
	morning all eeeeekkkk jumps on table there are mice everywhere and that silly cat is just sat looking at them BIG NOSE Joanie ???? ....... oh the secrets I could tell lol kicks Jukey ........ I saw a mouse where there on the stairs >>>>>>>>>>
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	jgee	Report	17 Feb 2011 08:23
Member Since: April 2005 Posts: 6,309 Send Message	never mind the magic box...just call aggie lol jen thats a big nose you got lol>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
Member Since: January 2006 Posts: 4,517 Send Message	Jenxx	Report	16 Feb 2011 22:11
	not telling tales whispers ..... it was Joanie lol
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,629 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	16 Feb 2011 21:25
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,629 Send Message	BTW............who stretched the thread ?..............looks like someone has sat on it !!

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