General Chat

there are only six signatures of William Shakespear in existence and three of those are on his Will!!!

Yep...... and thank you..... Now all I have to do is put a note on the sunvisors reminding me.... lolol ;¬))

oh, and to stick to the theme of the thread.....

On average, a drop of Heinz tomato ketchup leaves the bottle at a speed of 25 miles per year!

Love

Daff xxxx

well now you know!!!! throw that note away - you no longer have to be a prat!!!!

*blushes* I have a little note tucked into the sunvisor, Ann, lol.... I never know which side it's on otherwise, as both our cars are different. You feel such a prat when you get out and it's on the *wrong* side, lolol

Love

Daff xxxx

not so useless really -

did you know that there is an indicator on your car dashboard which tells you which side of your car the petrol cap is situated? There is a little drawing of a petrol pump and alongside is an arrow pointing to which side the cap is situated - not a lot of people know that - take a look!!!

The Canary Islands are named after dogs, not canaries !

Where can I apply for a job with no work attached?

Well done, Bob!!

The TVR on TVR sports cars stands for TREVOR!
Trevor Wilkinson founded the company.

If you have been in the lead, ALL day during a competition......there will be SOME blighter that turns up late on, and will beat you by three points, as happened to me, today.......still I suppose being second (in my class)in a county competition is not to be sneezed at,
Eh?
but being first in the veterans was SOME consolation, as well as winning a small pack of "fosters" in the raffle.......LOL

Bob

The Doomsday Book recorded 5,000 water mills in England in 1086.

It's easier to let the cat out of the bag than to put him back in again.

Bees around a honey pot!!

Don't know about anyone else, but I haven't seen that.

Also the 40 in wd40 relates to the fact that the inventors tried 39 different formulas and were about to give up .They ,fortunately decided to have one last attempt.

Wasn't there some rule about the same time concerning the emptying of chamber pots from upstairs bedroom windows?

Or is this still practiced?

The jellyfish Turitopsis Nutricula is immortal.
Unless it gets killed presumably.

Under the provisions of the Town Police Clauses Act 1847 it is ilegal to shake or beat any rug or mat except door mats before 8.00am.

Hi by the way everyone...I'm well and pop on most days to see who's about just dont post so much at the moment because of that nasty four letter word called work getting in the way

*Glumly* I do not ave a sense of smell when awake, either, lol

Love

Daff..... these are brilliant, lol

and "now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party"

You do not have a sense of smell while you are asleep.

In space which is a vacuum.........
there will be NO sound

so the bird trying to poo will also suffocate...........quietly

therefore in the movies, sound effects of space action are just that......
Effects

Bob