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Member Since: November 2008 Posts: 5,488 Send Message	Elizabethofseasons	Report	15 Jan 2010 23:02
	Dear All Hello A sheriff and a deputy is required to patrol the boards to maintain civility and discipline. There was more law and order in the Wild West. Essential qualities: 1. Must have own stetson, set of spurs and star badge. 2. No WMD's please, this is a nuclear free zone. 3. Rolling pin, broomstick and large handbag needed (Does not have to be own). Pea-shooter and bow and arrow optional. 4. Must be able to control unruly folk. Personal qualities: 1. Must be completely sober at all times and be familar with etiquette (whoever she is!) 2. Have patience. 3. Ability to sit unaided on the fence in disputes (need to provide own cushion). Terms and conditions: 1. Salary is not negotiable. There isn't one. No benefits or perks. 2. Dodgy references from family and friends will not be accepted! 3. Health checks not necessary. Applications especially welcome from those who are teeth, hair and vertically challenged. (Dentures with case and syrups will be provided) Applicants must apply by or on Saturday, as post needs to be filled quickly. The judges decision is final, although can be changed if judge is offered several tickets for the FA cup final! Take care Best wishes xx