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SueMaid

SueMaid Report 15 Jan 2010 23:38

Allan - excuse my ignorance. What's AR?

Sue xx

Elizabethofseasons

Elizabethofseasons Report 15 Jan 2010 23:35

Dear All

Hello

Don't even think about employment tribunals!

Years ago, I was a panel member on them.

Yes folks, indeed I was and what a load of old cobblers I listened to!

Best wishes

Allan

Allan Report 15 Jan 2010 23:33

Hello Julia....hopefully sanity will prevail on this Thread, albeit in a light hearted fashion :0))

And I have no wish to appear before the Employment Tribunal.....I'm trying to avoid work!

Allan

TheLadyInRed

TheLadyInRed Report 15 Jan 2010 23:27

I trust that this advert complies with the Disability Discrimination Act, Race Relations Act, Equal Opportunities Legislation, Being Nice To Each Other, Political Correctness Act and "All Other Boll***s We Can Think Of"?
If not, I'm taking you to an Employment Tribunal!!!!

Allan

Allan Report 15 Jan 2010 23:26

Well they don't complain....they are all Happy!

Snow White

Elizabethofseasons

Elizabethofseasons Report 15 Jan 2010 23:24

Dear Snow White

Hello

You can talk.......carrying on with seven vertically challenged people!!

Tut, tut!

Best wishes
xx

Allan

Allan Report 15 Jan 2010 23:22

I'll report this thread for cartoonism

Snow White

Elizabethofseasons

Elizabethofseasons Report 15 Jan 2010 23:21

Dear All

Hello

Dear HouseWorkFairy......... shocked!!

Total commitment to the job is required....no hanky pancky!

Best wishes
xx

Allan

Allan Report 15 Jan 2010 23:18

Sue and there was me thinking that you are AR :0))

Allan

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 15 Jan 2010 23:16

My OH can fly a plane now - not on his own you understand. He may be able to borrow a guided missile if that helps:-))

Sue xx

Allan

Allan Report 15 Jan 2010 23:15

RR RR RR RRight...sorry about the stutter!

Allan

Elizabethofseasons

Elizabethofseasons Report 15 Jan 2010 23:15

Dear All

Hello

Almost forgot, the post is 24 hours a day.

Accomodation will be provided. A sparsely furnished large broom cupboard.

Successful candidate must be in own bed each night to deal with problems and not somebody else's bed......ahem!

Best wishes
xx

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 15 Jan 2010 23:13

Hides hand granades behind back.

Elizabethofseasons

Elizabethofseasons Report 15 Jan 2010 23:12

Dear Allan

Hello

Forgot that!

Will be in breach of elf and safety!

The post does require protective clothing. A suit of armour will be provided after petitioning of GR.

Best wishes
x

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 15 Jan 2010 23:12

I'd like to apply please.

I'd request full use of the delete button to be able to do the job adequately though

MWAH HA HA

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 15 Jan 2010 23:12

you need a AK47 HUN

not a sheriff

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!)

Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!) Report 15 Jan 2010 23:11

I'll do it.

I'm a crack shot with a rifle.

I speak my mind - and am also fairly good at sitting on my hands!

I am Bene Geserit (forgotten how you spell it but read Dune years ago!)

Jill

Elizabethofseasons

Elizabethofseasons Report 15 Jan 2010 23:10

Dear Granny Grumps

Hello

What qualifications have you got?
Any letters of the alphabet will do.

Experience.....can you use a rolling pin?

Best wishes
xx

Allan

Allan Report 15 Jan 2010 23:10

Do you supply Body Armour?

With some of the Threads tonight, that might be essential!!

Allan

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 15 Jan 2010 23:08

Application please.

GG.xx