General Chat

So, no takers then

BJ

A poem for all grandmothers..especially those on the Aussie Thread

Granny

Through every nook and every cranny
The wind blew in on poor old Granny
Around her knees, into each ear
(And up nose as well, I fear)

All through the night the wind grew worse
It nearly made the vicar curse
The top had fallen off the steeple
Just missing him (and other people)

It blew on man, it blew on beast
It blew on nun, it blew on priest
It blew the wig off Auntie Fanny-
But most of all, it blew on Granny!

Spike Milligan

Good evening Berona and Carole.

How are you both?

Are your springs tightly wound?

is that a nervous tick? At least you are still tocking :0))

Me

Watch it Allan!!! Found you on the clean-up thread and now you're back on this one!!

Keep an eye on him, Carole. I can't stay here for long - just checking to see what he is up to so that I can report back to Sue. I'll be on duty soon until Linda takes over the night shift - but by then, she will have Tec joining in the mischief too, so will need all the help she can get!

Hi Allan

Sue will give you a clip round the lughole for that:-))) Behave man!!!!!

How are you? by the way:-)

A watchful part of the sisterhood...

Carole xx

Methinks that it is time to resurrect this Thread.

The reason: SueMaid (aka Aunty Sue and also mother) is away again and unable to keep certain characters confined to the Aussie thread.

And I have reached the conclusion, after no extensive research, that the Sisterhood is a clockwork figure.....dead easy to wind up! :0))

Moriarty

An 18 y.o. girl married a 90 y.o. man

On their wedding Night the Girl complained of a funny feeling to which her husband replied with a grin

"It's alright Dear, it's only old-age creeping on" !!

Allan

I wonder why the Elephants have Big Ears.....


......perhaps Noddy never paid the ransom

Nalla (Only 'cause I can't write back to front and upside down like that pesky Persey. Can't do music or smiley faces either!!)

Were you just

loo king.

Ok, just wandering round and hanging on by a thread to my sanity....

...after all, in the old days, I would nave been a Sanity Inspector

Allan

Bye Barbra, Sleep well and pleasant Dreams

Allan

Tec,

Methinks that the Sisterhood do not like us being on seperate Threads as they can't keep track of us

A Mckerel

Something very fishy about this thread today

Well, this has been intereseting and now I must take a taxi-crab home

Good night all

John Dory

Nah, Perse...that was when they packed too many in.

It was tragic, there was a scallop of casualties

How is one supposed to take that remark?

Was it a Disco in Thailand where you have to watch out for crustaceans.

A guy went into a seafood disco and pulled a mussel

Pisces

What a lot of Abalone.

I'm going to have to scale back my comments on the other thread, they are making me a bit green round the gills

I'll have to think of somefin else

LOl Dizzi,

I'm off now to catch up on some prerecorded TV progs

I will catch you later

Regards

Allan