General Chat

Persey, you'll need the vacuum for the carpet!

I just hope that the power cord is long enough :0))

Allan

I'll have you know my broomstick has an outboard motor.

But I usually go solo on a flying carpet.

Who said that - not me I am not here!!!

Hi Colin

A very slow response from the sisterhood!

I would have thought that the upgrade from broomsticks to vacuum cleaners would have led to a more rapid deployment :0))

Allan

Tony and Allan, it is pronounced please expline?

Nah, Tony, I only speak northern.

Please explain!!

Naw that's Quinsland lingo

Thats ok...Allan,i'm preety dan to urf, bean the grate grandson of ethics grates......goin bak to the fifteenff centuree, from me granfarver.

Woz over there a few yeers back, and met up wiff a 6th cuz in Romford. She took me to see where Mrs. Fatcha useta live, and then sharted me a free lotree ticket, and a corta pander from macca's. Then tuke me to her neighbour Kaffy, who lives in a new modern Tan ass next door, and then to meat her farva up the road. Kaffy ass't me if woz from Indoneesha or Barlee!!... and i sez neeva.?.... i'm on a olladay from Oz.
Anyway's me cuz then droaf me to see Ma blarch ( the wun neer Hyde park ).. ..then to sum shops, where i bort mesalf a new levva jackit.....but the mrs woz seevin when she urd wot 'i sed i paid fer it.......I tried ard to convurt it to Oz dollas for her..... but i failed maffs at scule

Anyways it woz a grate olladay....Nartamean!!


;>))

Tony, black and white for me!

pmsl

You'll have the PC brigade howling for this thread to be closed!! :0))

Allan

Most of me Ancestors are from Ethics, and a few in Thuthex too...:>))

Speaking of Ethics.......

This test only has one question, but it's a
very important one. By giving an honest
answer, you will discover where you
stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely
fictional situation in which you will have to
make a decision.

Remember that your answer needs to be
honest, yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and give due
consideration to each line.










THE SITUATION:

You are in London There is chaos all
around you caused by a hurricane with
severe flooding.





This is a flood of biblical proportions.





You are a photo-journalist working for a
major newspaper, and you're caught in
the middle of this epic disaster.





The situation is nearly hopeless.

You're trying to shoot career-making
photos.

There are houses and people swirling
around you, some disappearing into the
water.

Nature is unleashing all of its destructive
fury.








THE TEST:





Suddenly, you see a man in the water.

He is fighting for his life, trying not to be
taken down with the debris.

You move closer... Somehow, the man
looks familiar...

You suddenly realise who it is .............................................................




It's Muslim Cleric Abu Hamza
(the hook handed mongrel )
You notice that the raging waters are
about to take him under forever.

You have two options:

You can save the life of Abu or you can
shoot a dramatic Prize winning photo,
documenting the death of one of the
country's most despised, evil and
powerful men!





THE QUESTION:



Here's the question, and please give an
honest answer...
















Would you select high contrast colour film,
or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?


:>)) *love it*

You're very welcome :0))

Allan

Lololol

Nah! you are much too 'mature' for me. But thank you for making me laugh :-))))

I would just add that I've never made any secret of my age, particularly on the Aussie thread where I think that the vast majority of us are, ahem, 'mature' people :0))

Allan

Susanwithnumbers are you after a toy boy?? ;0))

I was 62 last month: 1948 vintage, a very good year so I am told!

Allan

Just as a matter of interest Allan ( tis ok I am not after your bank details ) How old are you?

Just adding to the thread to see how long any members of the Sisterhood take to respond.

A bit like the cold war days where soviet pilots would fly close to British airpsace to see how quickly the RAF could intercept them!!

:0))

Allan

A lack of finance Tec!

So its a choice of either or

Unless I can find some very cheep booze and a very cheap flooze :0))

Allan

Why not floozies and boozies?

I was strolling in the park one day
In the merry merry month of May


OK, I know that to be precise it is March, but why spoil a good song?

A week-end leave pass has been granted.

Now, is it floozies or boozies??

Choices, choices! So many choices

Allan

Diane thinks she's invisible - but she's not, I can feel her presence.

Tec we also need to be aware of Diane, who, like the invisible man, pops up at the most awkward and embarrassing moments.

Allan

Allan,
There's only Berona left awake,

She'll never find us out here,

I'm heading for the pub........then - who knows?