General Chat

My thong is very propper
lol

*frets*..... Susan, how is the FM going to ride her horse in them pink fluffy slippers.... and you know what the press is like.... they'll focus on them... imagine the headlines!!

*Field Marshall spooks horse with pink fluffy slippers*

Oh...... and what about the official portrait... I mean, there'll be Wellington in his wellies... Montgomery in his back to back beret badges... and FM Lynda in pink fluffy slippers!

*groans*

Love

Daff xxxxx

No Thinging allowed Mo...proper or not


I don't know Daff, but they don't look so fluffy now that I have spat and polished them

Sobs....................................but it goes sooooooooooo well with my sequins and tassels

I adore Pink,I have just bought some pink wellies and rain mack:-)))
I look like a piece of candy floss;-))))
Im ready for duty,where shall I go?

It's the blinking tassels I am more worried about, lol.... will you perleeeeese stop making them do cartwheels.... I'm getting all hypnotic, here!!

wmsl at Susan...... you never did!! How very brave!!

Rox, you look gorgeous!! I like pink, too!

Love

Daff xxxx

Points tassels away from Daff,and calms them down.
Have used all my spit on these boots today.....................................hence the sun glasses.
Pity I cant wear the really high heeled ones yet,will have to wait till gammy leg better
These Doc Martins dont really go with my image

Marches up and down parade square, sporting pink pelmet, black leather killer boots, (and boy, do they kill!!) proper pants and beautifully decorated tin hat in shades of pink and, erm, well, pink!!

Love

Daff xxxx

can i have tomorow off to? because i will be poorly, and i no jeanie wont want me working when ill!! lol ok ill be hungover buttttttttt it wont be my fault lol xxx

wmsl, Lynda.... I am practising not falling over, lol.... I do have rather a large scrummy Aussie red clutched in my fist, and I can almost pirouette without spilling much, lol ;¬)) The odd spill adds to the camouflage look of the pelmet!!

I am very good at daft, too... ask Hayley, that's what she calls me, lolol

Love

Daft!! xxxx

plus,this was on page two, and I had to nudge it up..... wmsl...

"mutters" bossy boots

ok ill be here bright and early lol xxx

Well, early.... you don't need to be bright, lolol

there is no chance of me ever being bright, lol xxx

Tsk... of course you are.... just not when you are hungover.... wmsl..... even Einstein's braincells would take a break if they had a hangover, lololol

Love

Daff xxxxx

lmao thats true lol x

belive me in the morning, i wont fel like drinking ever again sir! "salutes"

*falls over on parade square giggling helplessly*

Yes Ma'am

pmsl!!

Love

Daff the squiffy one, lololol xxxx

"passes daff a mint"

"hides bottle of gin in knickers"


think we will get away with this hun just fine lol xx

Daff !! your drunk and wearing Pink*TuTs*!!
we ladies who wear pink certainly dont drink(well not in public anyway).... now wheres my hip flask,Pink of course;-))

*proffers sick note*

I have man flu, so I'm excused pink.

I know it's man flu because i caught it from 'imself - but obviously I'm nowhere near as ill as he is. What with me having a womb etc.

Gwynne