General Chat

*shocked at Hayley using bleach to dye her hair* I thought you were a au nat :)) lol

*sneaks in under the wire as I have been AWOL*

I will report for duty tomorrow :-))

x

I can't stand up straight to attention.......cos me back is locked lol

But I'll sit here in full regalia (NOT pink) and salute when required lol xx

*takes gnashers out*

Errr I don't have a toothbrush cos I don't need one Maam!

Would you like the press ups just using index fingers? Or like this V

*thinks - bloody bossy wotsit I bet she has a toothbrush somewhere*

*smirks*

Kiss me goodnight sgn't major

tra la la la lalalala

I'll lend you a toothbrush Sue :-)))

Reporting for duty, ma'am. I've painted my tin hat and boots a fetching shade of pink and as I am a former flower child I have put purple psychedelic swirls all over the hat and boots. OK?

Sue xx

Certainly Maaaaaaaaaaaaam

but don't be too surprised if there are a few holes.

*smashes Susan across the shins* You are not being helpful by grovelling to the FM

Edit: *notes SueMaid is a right whiney, toady*

ROFL

Lynda, I think you're being 'Sue'd'....there's three of em...

Oi, SueM - I'll cry if you have a go at me....."blubbers".....LYNDA!!!

Sue xx

See she's on first name terms with the FM.

Mind you that Muffy looks gooooooood in rough serge!

Well they have to remind themselves who they are don't they? lol

*preens*

I SO do Flower !!! *winks*

*strokes sue's crutch* lol xx

Cor...and here was me thinking that Gollum was scary

*wonders if it's communal showers* :-))

Anyway, the press ups have worn me out, I am going to sneak off to my bed and await the FM's dulcet tones bawling at us in the morning. She sounds like nails being scraped across a blackboard!!!!

I'll spit on em for yer Lynda

English Breakfast tea, Lynda? And do you like your bacon crispy?

Muffy rough serge really goes with your perm and bling;)

Sue xx

Morning all..... has the FM choked on her bacon??????

Susan....... I knows you wuz bulling them boots real proper *spits on own pink glossy parade boots* the only way to get a proper shine is to spit on them, lolol! ;¬))

But us girls must wear proper knickers if we shine our boots so well...... *blushes*

Love

Daff xxxx

Daff, I think it goes without saying we'll have to wear our proper knickers. What kind of knickers.......oh yes - I see what you mean:-)

Sue xx

*splutters*

NO BLING !!!! whatever will I do .......I;ve only had it a fortnight and already it's a part of me lololol.

*staggers off with dicky back twinging to order the envelope like the nice lady on the tv says to*

I know Daff........I wos being helpful in offering ter spit on em....tsk! and look at all the thanks I get. Are you sure she is a real Field Marshall?.....I mean...look at her furry slippers


Morning Jean :-))