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I hate not having a book to read....

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ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 24 Sep 2009 17:00

deep revulsion...lol...

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 24 Sep 2009 17:02

*slaps BC..... erm, gently*

No no no... envy, envy!!

Behind BC trailed The Gorgeous Footballer, with the Taut

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 24 Sep 2009 17:03

trousers wrapped around his ankles exposing his

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 24 Sep 2009 17:04

*splutters* amazing physique

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 24 Sep 2009 17:04

Yes envy! envy! lol Daffy! So as the bronzed, taut torsoed, tight thighed, young gorgeous footballer saw the trolley and shouted Must Have!! His entourage pulled back his trews and

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 24 Sep 2009 17:06

Surrounded the beaming BC, with offers of foreign travel, with handsome young escorts *sighs dreamily and wipes the dribble)

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 24 Sep 2009 17:08

But I am not dressed for exotic travel quavered the sweet old biddy eyeing the racks of lovely

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 24 Sep 2009 17:13

micro bikinis and the rows of fake spray tan in the next aisle, before demurely looking the footballer up and down with

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 24 Sep 2009 17:23

a wicked glint in her rheumy old eyes... what wonderful memories

Susan10146857

Susan10146857 Report 24 Sep 2009 17:24

Oh perleeeeeeeeeeeese!..

.Shakes BC and wakes her up from her wishful dreams......'time for your medicine my dear'

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 24 Sep 2009 17:27

Said the nurse, trying to stop BC from falling out of bed and onto the

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 24 Sep 2009 17:36

bed of rose petals which the besotted young taut etc etc etc. footballer had made in readiness for a night of

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 24 Sep 2009 17:37

debauchery. But the nurse realised this was just a side-effect of the

Susan10146857

Susan10146857 Report 24 Sep 2009 17:47

fairy tales BC had been fed on over the years by Daffy and TW and Hayley, just to keep her from

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 24 Sep 2009 17:56

running naked around the stone circles....when all of a sudden..

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 24 Sep 2009 17:56

fulfilling her true potential, on the telly, in Footballers

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 24 Sep 2009 17:58

she was shocked she just didnt realise she was .........

Susan10146857

Susan10146857 Report 24 Sep 2009 18:02

reading such rude books

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 24 Sep 2009 18:03

depending on the mind of the dear reader, of course:-) lol but, shrugging all that away, what was left was a poignant, touching love story about a

Susan10146857

Susan10146857 Report 24 Sep 2009 18:05

bag lady and old man in boxer shorts on a zimmer frame