General Chat

* Streaks across the thread on the way to beach*

OOOOHHH

I'll pick up Jax and the crip and we'll be up there with you in a few hours LOL

Mind you I can't be dealing with Man Bits flapping in the breeze, at least ours are tucked in PMSL

Claire xxxxxx

Oh,,

Make me a bed up Joy...till the weather turn chilly then it wont be worth hanging about for to view the scenery,}}}}}}}}}}}}

mad mo
its seven hours drive hun
but your welcome

AND KAY WHAT CAN I SAY
YOUR BED IS ALWAYS MADE UP READY

covers marions modesty with a duvet

Oh thank you. I was getting a bit chilly

You wimmin makes oi larf!!!

you cant wait to get us men married, you have your wicked way with us, wear us out and then.......... when we are all worn out you cast us off like an old turban, and then brag to the world how useless we are, and then you try to trade us in for a newer model.............. under 30, indeed........

LOL

Bob

ere mam its worth a visit from jax the crip n claire lololol

birng on the new beachhhhhhhhhhh woop woop

My OH and I came upon a remote part of a beach once, while on holidays, and we settled down to enjoy the tranquility. After a while, a family came along and the children ran to play in the sand whilst Mum and Dad stripped. This was when we realised that it was a nudest beach! It would have been all right if the parents had not begun to erect a small tent. Mother crawled around in the sand, from corner to corner, fixing the pegs. We saw her from every angle possible!

Then, a man in his fifties came walking along the water's edge (holding his tummy in) and when he came level with us, he turned at looked up at the hills behind us - giving us a full frontal view.

That's when we decided to take our picnic lunch back to our holiday house and eat it there. I lost my appetite for eating it at the beach.

Right!

I've booked my flight- I hope the weather is still warm there.

xxxxxx mick

Enough to put you off your picnic Berona...puke.

lol Berona,
so if he was say under 30?

what then?
is this an age-ist thing?

Bob

my god whatever next who wants to go to the beach and see all their dingly dangly bits flapping about saw it on the local news last night that old man in his garden geting into his hot tub nearly blinded me lol why cant they do it in the privacy of their own gardens if they want to go nude

its a shame its my sons favourite beach because his favourite ride is there :(

he defo wont be going if the plans come of xxx

LOOKS LIKE ITS
REDCAR SALTBURN AND WHITBY
FROM NOW ON

dont want to see no dirty old mens big bellies

Hang on!

Not all dirty old men have big bellies!



(whoops!)


xxxxx mick

pmsl @ MICK lol xx

i think i might have to drag my hubby away with a tow rope

Why is that Joy? does he like looking at mens dangly bits? and big bellies?

LOL

because according to the comments, that is all that will be there, to see?

i think it might be the ladies dangley bits
he may be interested in

WELL HE ISNT SEEING NONE

he can kick and scream all he likes

wonder if they will have donkey rides for them poor donkeys will all go blind lol

pmsl @POLLY
POOR DONKEYS


hubby said if they need someeboy
to keep score for the volley ball team
he is up for the job

OOOOH NO HE ISNT

i said i will borrow the donkeys blinkers
and make him wear them lol