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Aw Cat... like the Du**x dog??? they just want to help... that is just so cute!!

Love

Daff xxxx

"they might start dooh doohing places, or chewing those shoes..."

Or even nicking two packets of paintbrushes out of a bag and ripping the plastic apart so they can get to the brushes lol

He surely must be close to sainthood? *sniggers*

Hush puppies, Muffy? Hush puppies??????


Noooooooooo


Our Eldrick is walking barefoot over hot coals, so humble and sincere are his feelings of remorse and guilt!

Hush puppies?????Noooooo.... he is setting up a home for poor orphaned puppies... like the ones used in the shoe advert... oh, and the loo roll ads, as well... I mean, not all stay cute, do they... they might start dooh doohing places, or chewing those shoes... and they are banished from the hearth... thank goodness for people like the saintly Eldrick, who will take them in and give them a new lease of life.

Love and ((((((((((hugs)))))))))

Daff xxxxxx

Oops! Did I mention a taboo subject? I'll put that on my list for Sunday confession, then. It will be fine, I'm sure.

Eldrick.........you may find the cyber farming a tad controversial.....being a reformed character and all........you need to be aware that there are some who don't like it being discussed on here !!!

So I'd tread carefully in your hush puppies on that one if I were you :0)

Yes, I promise most humbly and sincerely that I will be good now and only post or talk about personal dilemmas, hugs, positive thoughts, news items and hoax emails. And cyber farming - nearly forgot that one.

Kay - I was thinking about employing some homeless Moldogrovian orphaned adults to do the kennel work, so no worries there.

a orphaned dogs home mmmmmm!........well I'm not dog walking or scooping that lot when I visit or you go off trucking or treking .:}}}}}}

Huge hugs for you for your sincere apology.

Now, do you promise the error of your ways will not be repeated?

Can you not take a bitsa too Eldrick??? lolol

There we go, back now from the village Emporium - a local shop for local people. I do love my monthly shopping trips to civilisation. Got a lovely brand new bri nylon tank top and a nice pair of worsted slacks for going to church in.

I'm thinking about opening an unwanted or abandoned puppy sanctuary, with the emphasis on golden labradors and spaniels with big eyes. I think there's a need for such a thing and, after all, they will suit perfectly with my new found pink and fluffy cuddly be nice to everyone image, don't you think?

eldrick!!!!
what did you do, what have you said?????
I have missed it all......... shame!!!!!

Ooops, Cat... so I did!!


(((((((((((hugs))))))))))))) pucker up now, there's a good fellow... Mwah, mwah and double mwah!!


He's a saint now, is our Eldrick... he'll love all that from now onwards, lolol ;¬))

Daff xxxxxxxx and more of the above ;¬))

Daff, you forgot the (((hugs))) lmao

oh noooo daff u have done it now "pink fluffy stuff" "lolololol
xxx

*Sprays pink fluffy smelly stuff onto thread* cos of the stuff that Susan numbers and Muffy can smell.... I can't smell it though, Eldrick!! Can't smell a flippin thing... not even bacon sizzling :¬((

Lovely to see you... and so pleased you have decided to leave in your time, not someone elses!

Love and Mwah's

Daff xxxxx

good to see a thread that we can chuckle at for a change thanks Eldrick, welcome back, hadn't realised you were banned thought you'd left as you said you were going.

SueM/Em still laughing at the church roof covered in fairy cakes (or sponge), Hansel and Gretel sprang into my head then Lol!!!!

LOL,

Yers....I too can smell something Muffy :-))))

GOOD TO SEE YOU HUN XXX
You have been soooooooo missed
by all your friends xx

Saint Eldrick that has a good ring to it lol

did you know not only do you get free wine you also get bread aswell :o)