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*reports Daff for stirring*

mwaaaaahhh

xx

Tuts... of course I'm stirring,........ I'm cooking dinner! *rolls eyes*

Love

Daff xxxxxx

What you cooking, Daff? I've just had a nice salad with some nettle cordial to wash it down.

A vegetarian salad I hope Eldrick?

Containing nothing that has a face?

Home grown vegetables.... not grown in my home, but I've got a new bezzie mate, brought me a big bag full from their allottment today. Now wasn't that kind?


Oh, and we chased the buzzardy thing off a turkey on the Severn Bridge....... so we had that, with a few bits of wild herbs and mushrooms and stuff... the turkey didn't like the stuffing much, but was ok once we added the mushrooms... good, those wild mushrooms, aren't they??? Said turkey is all quiet, and clearly spaced out.

Buzzard wasn't too impressed, though! Having it's dinner knicked.

Love

Daff xxxxx

Absolutely, home grown lettuce and new potatoes, tomatoes, herbs and sweetcorn, with a nice slice of tofu steak. All fried up in olive oil - lovely.

Actually, no it wasn't. It tasted like something you would find floating in the Thames. It's hard work being good. I feel a relapse coming on, but there's always the Sunday forgiveness session to get round it.

Oh well as you have been so good and righteous
it might be time to give ya a knight hood

Now where did i put that fluffy pink duster
ohh there it is (shakes off dust)

ARISE SIR ELDRICK

now dont say we dont give ya owt hun

I like the ring of that. It's definetely quite fitting, if I say so myself.

some on here are going to be very jealous of all these plaudits being heaped on you - can hear their minds ticking over wondering if they have a reason to press "Request Review"

DO THEY NEED A REASON ANN !!!!

not really!!!