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jgee

jgee Report 30 Apr 2009 17:22

coughs sputters blinking heck im off >>>>>>>>>>>>.

Cluless

Cluless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:22

yes but you got be careful LWH...never know what you will find in there lol

KempinaPartyhat

KempinaPartyhat Report 30 Apr 2009 17:21








GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE



A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.



'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'

He slams the door and returns to bed.



'Who was that?' asked his wife.



'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.



'Did you help him?' she asks.



'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out
there!'



'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember
about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?

I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'



The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding rain.



He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'



'Yes,' comes back the answer.



'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband (soaking wet)



'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.



'Where are you?' asks the husband..



'Over here on the swing!' replied the drunk.











Cluless

Cluless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:21

there you go Kem...rather you than me though pmsl

Hopeless

Hopeless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:20

Grab Jgee...squeezes neck so she spits egg sarnies back...

Cluless

Cluless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:20

hhmmm I see what you mean LWH...have to make a few adjustments to this one lol

KempinaPartyhat

KempinaPartyhat Report 30 Apr 2009 17:19

with all the fluff......and stuff

Cluless

Cluless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:19

most of which went in Hope's handbag lol....

KempinaPartyhat

KempinaPartyhat Report 30 Apr 2009 17:18

never coming here for lunch again ...........

Hopeless

Hopeless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:18

Well you should of known by now...
Afternoon T was the menu and LWH...kindly bought in a posh set of cups n saucers

jgee

jgee Report 30 Apr 2009 17:18

no i ate them egg sarnies >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

out of here >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Cluless

Cluless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:17

should have known better Kem roflmfao

Cluless

Cluless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:16

me thinks we must have ...she's gone awful quiet lol

KempinaPartyhat

KempinaPartyhat Report 30 Apr 2009 17:16

I only wanted some lunch!!!!!!.............;0((

Hopeless

Hopeless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:15

Did we tape jgee up with Kem??

Cluless

Cluless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:15

probably not LWH pmsl

Hopeless

Hopeless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:15

LWH ...err this is only the beginning lol

Cluless

Cluless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:14

brings out nice new jacket ....oo look Kem....all these shiny buckles ....

Hopeless

Hopeless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:14

...grabs scruff of neck ..and hoists Kem back...how can you run all stuck together....Got you taped he heh he

Cluless

Cluless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:12

ok someone else sit on her too....Kem will you keep still....