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Cluless

Cluless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:20

hhmmm I see what you mean LWH...have to make a few adjustments to this one lol

Hopeless

Hopeless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:20

Grab Jgee...squeezes neck so she spits egg sarnies back...

Cluless

Cluless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:21

there you go Kem...rather you than me though pmsl

KempinaPartyhat

KempinaPartyhat Report 30 Apr 2009 17:21








GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE



A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.



'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'

He slams the door and returns to bed.



'Who was that?' asked his wife.



'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.



'Did you help him?' she asks.



'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out
there!'



'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember
about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?

I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'



The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding rain.



He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'



'Yes,' comes back the answer.



'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband (soaking wet)



'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.



'Where are you?' asks the husband..



'Over here on the swing!' replied the drunk.











Cluless

Cluless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:22

yes but you got be careful LWH...never know what you will find in there lol

jgee

jgee Report 30 Apr 2009 17:22

coughs sputters blinking heck im off >>>>>>>>>>>>.

Hopeless

Hopeless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:22

Finds brasso.....Sits quietly again shining this new coats buckles ..lol

~♥footie~angel♥~

~♥footie~angel♥~ Report 30 Apr 2009 17:24

Hello x ~~~~~~~~~~ to Joanie hello cuz x

KempinaPartyhat

KempinaPartyhat Report 30 Apr 2009 17:24

didnt u like my joke !!

of to do tea ...bye

~♥footie~angel♥~

~♥footie~angel♥~ Report 30 Apr 2009 17:25

*sniffs armpits* must be summat I sed ~ lol x

Hopeless

Hopeless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:25

Very good Yoke kem...see ya later mate...take care
good to see you

Hello Mel~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

~♥footie~angel♥~

~♥footie~angel♥~ Report 30 Apr 2009 17:27

~~~~~~~~~~~~ bk to Hope ows yous x

byee Kemp x

Hopeless

Hopeless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:28

I,m fine ta.....just rescued our sarnis from Jgee....
you might NOT like one now tuts....
LWH has got some posh tea tho lol

~♥footie~angel♥~

~♥footie~angel♥~ Report 30 Apr 2009 17:29

Any cake? x

Cluless

Cluless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:30

Hello Mel ....and bye Kem ...did she knick my jacket ?

Cluless

Cluless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:30

dunno Mel but check in Hope's bag might be some in the bottom lol...

~♥footie~angel♥~

~♥footie~angel♥~ Report 30 Apr 2009 17:31

~~~~~~~~~~~~ hi LWH ows you hunny x

~~~~~~~~~~~~ hiya Clueless ows yous x

Cluless

Cluless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:32

doing alright Mel hows yourself?

~♥footie~angel♥~

~♥footie~angel♥~ Report 30 Apr 2009 17:33

yep Im good ta x broke up for quarter term lol x

Cluless

Cluless Report 30 Apr 2009 17:34

give us that jacket back Hope tuts ....got to go get my tea now ...catch you all again soon ...been fun ...xx