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scowls at Barb ......lol

My eyes are dim, I cannot see
I have not brought my specs with me
I haaaaaaaave noooot broughhhht myyyy speccs withhhhhh meeeeeee

Evening Barbara,

~~~~ to everyone xxx

Can I have a bottle of Baileys please pretty please :))

Hi Alko ,
hows you

Hooray tis Alko my drinking buttie

No JEN
you drink far to much as it is .......runs ...

Get back here Cutie Chops where's me little man pmsl

nudges Alko .....
got a bottle of Baileys here Alko
fancy a glass before Jen gets it lol

Found your song:)))

There was cheese, cheese, wafting on the breeze,
In the stores, In the stores,
There was ham, ham, mixed up with the jam,
In the Quartermaster's Stores.

My eyes are dim I cannot see,
I have not brought my specs with me,
I have not bought my specs with me.

There was bread, bread, just like lumps of lead,
In the stores. In the stores,
There were buns, buns, and bullets for the guns,
In the Quartermaster's Stores.

My eyes are dim I cannot see,
I have not brought my specs with me,
I have not bought my specs with me.

There were mice, mice, eating up the rice,
In the stores. In the stores.
There were rats, rats, big as blooming cats
In the Quartermaster's Stores.

My eyes are dim I cannot see,
I have not brought my specs with me,
I have not bought my specs with me.

There is meat, meat, meat you couldn't eat,
In the stores. In the stores.
There were eggs, eggs, nearly growing legs,
In the Quartermaster's Stores.

My eyes are dim I cannot see,
I have not brought my specs with me,
I have not bought my specs with me.

There is beer, beer that you can't get near,
In the stores. In the stores.
There is rum, rum, for the general's tum,
In the Quartermaster's Stores.

My eyes are dim I cannot see,
I have not brought my specs with me,
I have not bought my specs with me.

There was cake, cake, cake you couldn't break,
In the stores. In the stores.
There were flies, flies, feeding on the pies,
In the Quartermaster's Stores.

My eyes are dim I cannot see,
I have not brought my specs with me,
I have not bought my specs with me.

Altogether now 1 2 3

*sings tunelessly*

xx

Lol Jen, yeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

came in for a drink but no one offered me one

*off to get my own*

hows all of you ?

Helllloooo Alko.........its lovely to have you back, how are you, I've been singing to the girls, Jen get our Alko a drink please.....sit down hun....Cutie budge over and let Alko sit down...

thanks cutie i just went to get another bottle incase she drinks it all lol x

lol Kitty we used to sing that on school trips
Some of the words were altered mind lol

Hello lovely ladies, can I pop in for a chat?

Caz xxx

Thank you Kitty, you are a love....I will be singing it all night now and so will everyone else who looks in...lol...thanks again hun...get Kitty a drink Jen please......

What would you like Kitty ?

Falls on the floor .....
glares at Barb .... i offered Alko a drink
but she didnt say anything so i drank it lol


Jen the little man ......he's on his back pmsl

Hi Caz, come on in see who's here, our Alko......lovely to have her back...

get up cutie, enough bowing now lol

i didnt get chance to drink it cos you snatched it back tsk tsk x