General Chat

Right I've made a cup of tea for those queuing, but they're not very happy our there and I think it's gonna rain....now where's Keith gone and no sign of Shimms either.

We may have to go to plan B

whats he like lol

OOh I've been down there all night Carla, the wind banged the door shut and I couldn't get out....
Right I'll do crowd control and you give Shimms a shout, she'll do a better job and she's a lot prettier than Keith.

Right you lot back I say....

Barbara where are you. BBBaaaarrrrrbbbbaaaarrraaaa. Oh there you are what are you doing down here?
We have a problem, the queue outside is getting out of controle and Kink Keith has not turned up. I wonder if Shimms will step in last minute to open this place (after all she is royalty)

Heeeeeellllloooooo, anybody there,......................I've been stuck down in this cellar all night and I don't want to miss the opening ceremony, heeeellllllllooooo, Carla, Keith, Stevie.....help, fat chance there'll be any builders about at this time of the day...Joannnnnnn....

Thinks....maybe the ruskies have already bombed us and they've all been nuked.....sob....I might be the last person alive....ooooeeeerrrrr

KINGKEITH where are you, I can't hold back this rabble much longer, they are all waiting for you to do the grand opening (you know speach and cut the ribbon)

Roll up Roll up we still have accomodation for another 17 all en suite.

Here we are jgee a nice cuppa, a tea plate here help yourself to some sandwiches, and here I saved you a nice comfy chair and have just plumped the cushions. I do hope you are feeling better this morning. :))

morning carla ..yes please love cucumber..

Helllo everyone, what a lovely morning. Who would like a cup of tea and a cucumber sandwich.

HOFFS..... what the b*************h************** is HOFFS.
(thinks, cant wait for his explaination)

Oh morning Keith :))

WELCOME TO HOFFS PLACE

Last minute clean up...................
And we're ready.
************************ Bring on the King ******************************

Well I think thats just about everything........Leans back in chair and puts feet up on desk.

See you all in the morning...........Sleep tight all, x

Cheers, sleep well. x

you're so right pmsl.
Or Kinky Keiths kingly Kingdom lol

Thanks, Nite Carla, hope the rest of your shift goes smoothly.

Steve
x

Red ribbon and scissors, check
Flats now completed and fully furnished, check
10 new rooms with en suite, check

I think he should wait till you get back...We'll need a name for the new place
He'll probably end up calling it KeefyWeefys bomb shelter.pmsl

Sleep tight Stevie, sweet dreams. x